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masters of the universe Friday, June 20, 2008 Hammock time Lazy God-given granted rights. A plush afternoon with green birds and yellow brides-of-march singing faded blue hammock, the minutes pass slowly,with stops and starts down the back of my throat a silvery taste swishes at the back of my medulla the feeling of being out of place just enough to be walking beside my breathing card-board cut-out smacked in the nose by the ping-pong-paddle of midday heat i brushed aside the lily flies tired of me tired of my nasal-toned back-handedness. what the fuck did that sentence mean? anyways, I was at the zoo the other day, and we were near the lions den, a lazy lion and the local lioness, when the lion yawned (maybe) stood up, and proceed to impose himself upon his lady friend, I smirked, amongst the grunts and 'yeahs' of my fellow primates who enjoy a show it seems to be the only form of completion that we can have--all the people know it, seem to think they understand it, and applaud all they ken. Barbie is a nutbag. well, on to another day of compromise. I saw Mt. Rainier though. was amazing. I love the fact that even if I scale it someday, I won't know satisfaction, it's always going to be unreachable. some things us apes just can't grunt about. posted by Greyscalp at 5:52 PM 0 comments Sunday, May 25, 2008 Mr. Mascarenhas' quiet walk Half past dusk, Mr. Mascarenhas walked down the avenue of underlit palm trees, the parking lot that was softened by night's silence, the asphalt yielding, memory slipped away, a new world was being born, he smiled quietly to himself: this had happened before; storms of unknown smells would crowd around the watches of his mind, confusing reason's sentinels, unleashing fancy's insane rearguard. A minute ago, a Honda Civic, a second later a maroon dented cadillac with white plastic hood, his father's presence, a hole in the sky a giant step from planet to planet, a whisper of secrets amongst the branches, morse code in the sunshine on the dancing leaves small worlds blooming, half realized rainbow fawns sipping from the cool lake quiet in the craggy shadows of the far away. Mr. Mascarenhas had the longest whiskers that night, the sharpest tone of utter confidence, the largest expanse of space in his soul, reaching out painfully to al that could not be seen but smelt at the other end of the universe. Why I still love and live. posted by Greyscalp at 11:18 PM 0 comments Monday, May 05, 2008 Mouthfull O'Saxophones kag8:// Oh gentry, it's Henry. A sax flicking lactose and I reckon I've been tolerant Well, enough to get going, shell ponies, file phony fingers, dig while humming quiet slang.....you salivate I tolerate. We, Bollywood. Plus a whole host of holistic cataclysm action figures sent to the slaughter by a Sergent, IN CHARGE Unfortunately, my fortune read itself before I bed down and now I owe towns more dwellings than a pervert This isn't what I bargained for, but I made Grover Cleveland my fave prez out of sheer nomenclature so I get WHAT I DESERVE ((That part wasn't supposed to appear so readily)) I'm the one who put the 'reading' back in 'breeding' so in the lower scope of things, it all comes down to a comma And while the sunset student sweats over a logarithm naturally, I look forward to a final exam known as AUTOPSY To all the automatics and bashful winkers, this one's for you. posted by bryce beverlin II at 8:08 PM 1 comments Sunday, May 04, 2008 Cloggs lakd8g:// lucky rubber posted by bryce beverlin II at 10:09 PM 0 comments Friday, April 25, 2008 Poladaris Nutatis: a brave new LANCET Sigma Numb: Three days before the coming of the second, I frosted up the glass door bay with heavy chanting, word-congealed air supply song ridden musk twinged hypo-atmospheres, graceful pirouetting hula dancers in the cold of starlight chips on the soldiers of fortuna maxima, built like a modern day cinder brick I was. My balls were of steel, my girders of cornmeal sealed up in a box last laser-tagged during the summer of recompense. Cello salad for all. Breezy smiles thrown down my windpipe. Swaying cross as can be tantrum flinging blue harp overtonic gin-soakers snake-eyes in the sand dunes can can I yes yes no wait for the morning night moles day pole-dancers raspy toad swatchers watch wearing bo-wielders welders of all nature handle on the pan can swing will dance by the pale yellow marmalade the devil has meaning glass bottled model ships mottled green variegated lame brained plans of hoi-polloi. Lady, I ain't no boy-toy by my plaything ain't the thing to sing odes about. No innuendo please cheese all around. San-to the -gria posted by Greyscalp at 10:37 PM 0 comments Wednesday, April 23, 2008 remember back when I didn't stutter...wholesomely posted by Greyscalp at 7:16 PM 0 comments Sunday, April 20, 2008 Sloshed, and a Mantilum if83:// snazzy like razors tazed in the greyscalp crazins in the wash WATCH OUT!! seriously, here's the mission fresh baked boards soiled, roiled, and trolling for chinups capsules and shiftermen wishing for lewd levers quite quaking in boots for someone's lank leather i'm wondering if you're sound or if you're up to the challenge to put the bile back in bile-jak pfft. life is wack on second thought... let's get a weekend pass to the dashboard dance fanciful, like lead inner fillings: follow them then freeze those inner feelings with all due east because they won't last until tomorrow's harvest wash me off, oh great sleeper and change my bedpan, dear diary posted by bryce beverlin II at 10:19 AM 0 comments Friday, April 11, 2008 prolix Holy Mary, mother of god, I sang a sad song down at the pub. A wailing tune over by the schoolyard wall. A caterwaul over by yonder. A droning monotone in blue shades by the rainy tree, a misty cry by the moors of merry olde scotland, a grainy snort by the foothills of Antelope mountain, a raspy plea by the salt marsh that dried up under the stark Mongolian sun, a flighty breeze whisper by the seashore of Kent, a rancid mouthwashy gargle by the creeks of sulphur down by Venus lake, the razzy jazzed up flip of the tongue o'er by the grasslands with the prickly baobabs a chancy racy number over by the soggy forests of Cherrapunji a lip-synced pop song pulled out of a hat on a Brooklyn bound subway an ear-piercing twang from the mouth organ on a tram bound for san fran a handful of sonnets grotesquely blurted from my foamy mouth as the clouds surrounded me hand over hand in sunlight. posted by Greyscalp at 8:44 PM 0 comments Saturday, April 05, 2008 Of Demons and Quasars Living with demons in the wet steel cage, sitting on the high plain with winds running wild, tumbling over and under the mid-summer stars, the semi-rust is getting to me. Creeping under my fingernails when I claw at them. My co-habitants are a hungry, angry lot, blood fiends and animals of the deep, blind pythons, and semi-sentient angler fish. The scraping of their talons, the grinding of their teeth, their stares through me, I hear cries of a battlefield far apart, I start to relish the violence of my waking hours during my dreams, I start to hurry over sunlight and cavort under the moon. Polish sausages. The frenzy of my reluctant company has seeped into my skin. Smelling softly of fur and sea-salt, I lose the keys to my attic. posted by Greyscalp at 8:31 PM 0 comments Monday, March 31, 2008 Ware art thou? mf823:// hand held load more modes to move tonally grow stop sow grow stop start go for winter perforating a perfect time to sock the stalled watch mother nature is a single parent suffering from father time's unwillingness to change direction --------------------------------drilling. small mouthes spilt the pigs of men wheather permitting dogs to war simply spatulas spatially marooned a theme of abandonment coarses the style biting while warping boards of a house yet unneglected still breathing built upon boredom slung within sodom the bomb posted by bryce beverlin II at 9:51 AM 1 comments Sunday, March 30, 2008 and nothing to show for it all one ruddy penny for one stinkin eye a blighter bound for hades with half the price of admission cast below the wet rock in soggy midsummer and lifted from the damp barn-hay in afternoon wallow-times nicked a pumpernickel from the jack o' lantern store owned by Muddy Joe, and pilfered an old oil lamp from the soldiers' co-op to light my path down the cavern way... took the side road in, paved my way with bread crumbs for the hunger backtrack but once in, I knew I would never stop. Halfway to hell on half a loaf of stomached rye, deep humid breaths smelling of underground lakes wafted noseward I walked in my shadow all along Passed the doors carved by women long past, each leading off to a realm of unknowable colour and rage, up and down the rocky staircases pretending to be natural, along the throbbing vein of the cave that knew so much time. sleep and dreams merged with conscious musings, no difference no more anyhow. I ate the rocks as the months passed, my insides craving for the gravelly warmth of stones, i became one, my jaw set, my eyes hard, my chest solid, growled my way into ancient philosophies, and then the lights became clear. Wonder why I didn't notice them before. posted by Greyscalp at 1:31 AM 0 comments Tuesday, March 11, 2008 Dance Karamitsu-san! Curled up Fyodor in the snow, the red pika leaper, grand wagon gravel, Kremlin smell Tuned out Brainy river forest, hands tied leapt sump, humidore torpedo, brain slug slow-mo Singed lightly Fly high, lip unfurled, blue liqueur smooth de-jure, rubik's noob Gripped tightly Onto sights, shiny lights, can't heave ho let go, flow on the go, no mo' Fear bile forced smile, cry normalcy, sigh mundiferously, grinzel tomohawks Fuck. posted by Greyscalp at 9:47 PM 0 comments Friday, February 22, 2008 black velvet box sliding through ink on a tapestry on the floor the black knight smudged the maroon streaked the castle walls musty the sound of decrepitude the stench of aged ghosts creeping around looking for a hobby a squelch of wet cold grass a crackle of lightning in the autumn breeze on a cloud cast star occluded night the black spear fell by the road, beside the abandoned wagon. scraping feet, chains on the floor. legs won't run fast enough, slow viscous. over the cliff down the hillside onto the misty moors below. Lying in solitude at last. posted by Greyscalp at 11:57 PM 0 comments Wednesday, February 20, 2008 The Reified Ankle Spoke me for a tuna: Cold cows running by the fence line; ox-eye daisy. War bested the country at the phone welfare blaze battalion. Voices were dropping all around us--into gutters, and out into sea-lakes. It was scarcely the new year and the eggs were melting everywhere...Bacchalius said so and I'm confirming it now. "Whoop Whoop! Uhuh...That's the chirping right there. You see it goes up...and then it sums the binaries." "Well, I had two vests earlier and now I have land. Or is it--" "Copa, copa cabana. Santa, Santa Ana. Santa had a hand job line shakes hands, please. You have 'the job'. I'll hold their knees. " "Ooooohf." "Pa." That's east of wood by the way a man sees a star At the dark patty by the hat half Hath away from idea kites that cut trails into entropy. While you beat the judge, I'll slay the banker: at Happy Tails we are gail force winds. posted by Joseph at 2:13 PM 0 comments Tuesday, February 12, 2008 Get Real! If you don't know Ingalls, you think Ingalls would know you? nimp posted by Greyscalp at 10:24 AM 0 comments Thursday, February 07, 2008 tulips for gaylord drama bash caste snack mackerel daquiri There it is, one more minute of my life. posted by Greyscalp at 11:14 PM 0 comments Saturday, January 26, 2008 The greatest love song ever puddled I sing in verse, As I drag behind mine own hearse, years after the heartstrings twanged, so many years after i first told you: I want your back-fat. The dusty pail hangs creaking on the woodside lawn jack o lanterns hang dust-filled, snaking grazers, of pick-eyed moldy bones cattle raisers from hell, But when the bell tolls, i smile back to our time: when I wanted your back-fat. so the wagon wore, drove the hornets a-flitterin, tweety pied in the black summer, this was the yellowest of noons, as my body, baked and burnished, burnt alive for the last few and I dazed hazed slipped into focus momentarily: track your back-fat. So said the fat cats: and the polymers: and the Geezus-bearing boybands: and the lazy raven that languished in green pools: damn you damsel, fair frethren, I hap no teep to chew wip. posted by Greyscalp at 7:55 PM 2 comments Thursday, January 24, 2008 Seminole Horticult kdc957:// and so hour here ohs hunker don bee loathe gun knee whale [night like a nahr, best like a bahr] championing such and such: barge manicle toward strange chanimal forked monacle or hamm stauffer-lure stye lyre freash frire ferry peril bury barrel [crop top sign] meh... neigh mares posted by bryce beverlin II at 10:41 PM 0 comments Thursday, November 29, 2007 chancery Virile: Morning of the day dew dawned and happening rain bantered with the chain gang aas it slopped through the window panes on the floor. Clang: And so the man sang, of pain, anger, trying tales of woe, bravissimo, belissimas, and the night so sweet. "Hum quietly so your mother can paint": and the people in glass houses stared out wistful smiles, biles rent up pent up in the vase that sat dainitly perched in search of a vague trace of days. They sat on stones they dare not throw through, though the people below call for them to rise. Cycles in Paul Newman: Chaste moments passby unused racing grave chasing, I feel death's warm embrace creeping up on me, I have to shield off her advances for now. But when my time comes I promise to show her a gentlemanly time wink wink that's right I sleep with the fishes. History's blowhole: A sinkhole in time to book passage far and into the future star-wheeling planet hunting, gathering wild oats on the oak trees of lava-filled boilerplate landscapes. I smell the cold 4K breeze filling out a too never too late pension plan to retire in youth amidst other lifeforms. I have days left in fantasy to be fulfilled. I leave the line in a half-trance with the full chance that it bleeds into my waking moments. Fuck you Tom Brokaw. I love you Tom Brokaw. posted by Greyscalp at 10:06 PM 1 comments Sunday, November 25, 2007 Since we met under furious circumstances Born on a hill, high as a kite, sword in one hand, rage in the other, it wasn't me. sitting along, smiling vaguely, coughing shyly, sighing mildly, warn't meself. music in soothing tones, boring insight, nasal upbringing, silver-toothed tongue twisted nein, ich bein not I. Golden prow, sailing vessel, bond-free vassal, starry tassel, azure glass, hands warm, mead through a sippy straw, aye, I. posted by Greyscalp at 1:29 AM 0 comments Saturday, November 17, 2007 % chafe al;d9g2:// slightly downtrodden and tingly i've got blisters on me ring finga it's been longer since i lost the you inside of me. like a silverbacked rib we punch F5 to remind ourselves there is no 'fears' in machine still, the hindquarters posted by bryce beverlin II at 8:32 PM 2 comments Porno Weigh Station last of head weigh, which way to the parm; team. I ghast a question for the old neighbors but the waving iggs a me. You know the coke machine wants you. Rake the marsh, dear and aluv you. I will. It's on line 5 next to 'ghost'. Could we make more hamsters here? Even with the air-raid on and all, it's a gasp away from lentils. Cancer rode me once down to the Toronto Argonaut's game. It was cloudy sixteen/six times that day. I asked you a mention of a purse. You gave me 'the crack'; it's a sandwich in Idaho. Let me ask you a question! "Is it yonder by the hay fever?" That's a good way to go John Denver. That's a great way to make cheese. posted by Joseph at 3:35 AM 0 comments Monday, November 12, 2007 Porch Pervert Bake bird, me Alaska. Uber-schtilten mive before the plains, be doors again, over by the horror. "Store #1 was here," he looks calmly to the pony, tied up as 'antsy', "now I see the Dove bar wrapper here. What's this got to do with all this source citation?" (Beef here) Pony looks off on bonders. Scoffs. A dull sussurant wheezing overcome by the gynaclergy. posted by Joseph at 11:36 PM 0 comments Thursday, November 08, 2007 sunshiney day The red-ochred man stalks among the whistling grass, looking over the ashen plain, from high on a ridge. A thin-line of brightness marks the horizon of a grey storm-studded sky. A dry chill wind kicks up the dust. he puts his tongue out to taste it. Musty. The wooden club in his hand hangs slack. Slow jazz streaks lines through the cold sand. Softly, he says to himself. posted by Greyscalp at 7:31 PM 0 comments Sunday, November 04, 2007 Gypsy Prints akg02788:// siesmic patrol car articles rewaffled from brothels cold cough medicine mandate straight toward the drummond crumb punch raider cumin doom fare room for cubits soothing cuticle ruberic nubile dude ranch sans pants on the rancher slight chance we had touching much so what well snell fort smelling let's swell together and make out ships posted by bryce beverlin II at 3:53 PM 0 comments Saturday, November 03, 2007 carrots and corners My thoughts are filled with carrots and corners little black blind spots lividly languishing in peripheral vision stochastic plastic ravaging maelstrom filling holes with music giant rips in fabric no more hubris ego befallen hard times world a-tilt sedentary mud slinging down to bottom. The diversity is lost now. I *fuck* am *pluck* confused *snuck a mouse into the house*. posted by Greyscalp at 12:04 AM 0 comments Friday, November 02, 2007 Scan-tron moth Hello, I am orb the ghost-crowned whale; hallowed be my ankle. posted by Joseph at 8:41 PM 0 comments Thursday, November 01, 2007 Nest Roy say this directlyin a flectal statistician state of stratislaine trail o bites add flies ice also advise a vice inside eye to ide idle dreep dreama train strange crane car mop metriculate cale crown awn noncarbonated arrtificial court reported karma to drown count con dose down dos to doe hundred to undirt end den entrance 'ence a nice nataknaught naughty town trample amp can concomitent camp canning tant awl bent viable buy bull bulk rad red riddle wrapped in violent all of it on insides asteroid asp astride tide tie die dead death to thy line up ass has hassle hast craside height nine and a non at ampersand fast ascribe neight besides sighs to rise highs hu hives all londg long whence 2wongs fight the fright night off trot trop trient ion ein ionite oint atoint toint annoint toin hoint toesnd try groin grow in two tone in end ten arift tend a trend denderit hetterick retter rent denttentereelispinisseee at trat track a trace trappe trapes trapp trope tope tamp trimmpentt tent ten a tren rant tenter dend enter ken crasp pear sattis saw monoosh monsh mansion anch tranch croott traoasstreess tress ner'r a stress or main strain to name posted by bryce beverlin II at 11:57 PM 0 comments Sunday, October 28, 2007 Pussied Willlow Permanent Culture / Fermament Agra [plagurized by hoes garden sale AKA The slim, The bill, The CaIne] Burned up a partivcle pardoned by the tickle in Indian pickle lip Conventional strineteen by pastries cost fro to chem. Erosion On my back getting dirty pretty Cough summer shadow fritz doorstep whip whisket Chaos Disaster Fracture Tomaskus Alabaster lucy Billy love shoven from Russia with tiffany Permanent permacuture Plate of cookies Dim fest brass fatty rice Basmati, the bat-boy posted by bryce beverlin II at 6:23 PM 0 comments Friday, October 19, 2007 glibber Nine-tenths of two halves of the same battle cry seismic porridge leaning aginst the jamb rockin it up in the free sword hunter's store. Flan: the beginning of a new chapter sapper's delight napsack's to cry upon lacka-daisy for to embellish my grave cremate the day. Phoenix horizon. Texan Paunch. Twilight in every moment. A monumental greyscale version of a landscape.. My. posted by Greyscalp at 3:38 PM 0 comments Wednesday, October 17, 2007 hands on, best job ever. the tongue speakers rolled over the dusty hills, bears ensnared, euphemisms locked up, grim jaws set, over the dying grass. They moved for days, weeks, years, months, months, found no home but the kingdom of an ever orange sun. the babble communicated senses, affections, passions, (if you prick us, do we not bleed?) but all was unlike in likeness. And then, the tapeworm. Oh how do I speak of its splendours? like this: worm--splendiferus maximus, giant, wormy, hungry. Also, spoke very fluent spanish (been to Pharis, Ayraq, Ayran, Urazia). Taught them a singular mode of being. Their promising tower fell. The worm was their god now. Home is where the tapeworm is. posted by Greyscalp at 10:55 AM 0 comments Tuesday, October 16, 2007 Purpose F.O.R.T. l;akgd92:// pedestrian: durpers, please! longshank: another purpose fort? pedestrian: that's factually an acronym longshank: you heard it - back to you, jerry joan: we're sorry, jerry can't make it in today. he's got a case of the argot carbourator akin to shavings of nature AKA frowning stork syndicate audience: [laughter, but not too zealous] joan: thanks. so up next, we're going to hear from patty, a mother of zero who needs a new tune to tap to. she's a taping expert in the field of cornicopia - for those of you following sports, that's "copa cabanna." let's git. control room: roll 5 operator: rolling copa cabanna: at the copa, copa cabanna. da da day de di da da du da... couch potato: [flips channel] ugh. what gives? child in rapture: what's a copa, daddy? daddy: ask your baby momma baby momma: [on the phone] ...and that's when i hit him upside the head with my handbag.... baby momma's momma: oh dear you didn't! baby momma: damn right i did! couch potato: you get me another tarro root to chew on? this one's mush baby momma: [ignoring] child in rapture: i finished it. the fort is complete! posted by bryce beverlin II at 10:08 AM 0 comments Friday, October 12, 2007 Darling darling please stand on me. Filter faced, cock-shocked, smoking gun in the fat sock. Can't happy the days, says the lady from the backseat. I can't call a dog in heat for the fuzz on my peach doth speak too lightly. gambol in the hay town, motown blisters. "The woolly Ibex? aye in the rocks wonday we zaw 'im. posted on a sheaf, ready to go lightly upon the call of need. Breathing fists of fire, he vaulted. More power to your cousins. Done with the day, tired of the night, sans sands desert storm. A surgical operator of the infinite justice variety. Such is your goat-mother!" Pilferer of rabbis. posted by Greyscalp at 4:07 PM 0 comments Thursday, October 11, 2007 earth to live by akjdg82:// pundit #1 soda jerks always finish burst in lime when the trips are cursed gary #2 fro and to for frothing at the suture factory hairlip #3 good deeds will eventually die so make murder donkey #4 breathe in the silver haze nair #5 we are products of our own children posted by bryce beverlin II at 7:37 PM 0 comments Virgil's virgin vigil Seeing the sizzle, unabated by drizzle, virgil's virgin vigil, busy with cudgel, huddling in shadow rubble, nuzzling brook that doth babble. Along anon the man with a fan ran, pursued by handful of canned canons, bursting tan in need of fan for to enable holy elan. Virgil's dire dirge unheard by the moving surge (or serge?) quietly basks in yellowing time sun. Sorry for him? cheques be received, if so to please you they may be sent. posted by Greyscalp at 4:15 PM 0 comments Sunday, October 07, 2007 Pre-peeling Post-wheel Invention a,jgd7u2:// feeling bealy annonce bol freely creroperating you've been spotted on more than one occasional hair flip clad clip i sleep slapily these days put it in my head cranium danger salted menagerie posted by bryce beverlin II at 9:56 PM 0 comments Sunday, September 30, 2007 Op Ed for the Bacon Boys "It's a douche tree!" "No it aint. It's a stint in the piffin. A muff for Clinton cabinetry." "Yeah, it is. I laid in it once, with Ma Rainey and the carollers. It felt like a yo-yo ma poetry festival...without the puree. without them STD's." Whooooeee. Hear them bells a ringing. Hear them raindrops a falling. Gas Prices are down and the "let's be" parade is just beginning. "Let's make a deal. Together, this time. Not like that time in the armory when we held the banquet in an ordinary embrace." "Well O.K. That's my anthem, anyhow." "Brown Sugar?" Let's fold that tart crust softly so the unbleached flour doth not stick to the almond choplets. Let's talk a bit slower. Hold our heads higher. Get out the vote, bitch! Get out the vote. posted by Joseph at 5:40 PM 0 comments Monday, September 10, 2007 tamar---------------------------sir. organizedNOW!! transforming spaces professional organizer o8: i suck out of hisface 77: peaunutbutter really sticks to ya o33: thats not wear it goes here posted by Greyscalp at 4:00 PM 1 comments Friday, April 20, 2007 solgar the wheat king more mould for the selling, high ceilings beware, care bear tear achilles leave. Snap up the lotsam crab apple networth, but cave in slowly bowlegged toadie!!!! The Sarvashaktimanthudni of the laypersons. I am a perp of sorts, jaywalked on a cop car. Singing and singing the moth on the candle wings. Fleece feed bag! posted by Greyscalp at 2:00 PM 0 comments Tuesday, March 27, 2007 the p-p-pyashion ;lakdg982:// forgive the untenable breadwinners and club med shinto shriner circus peanut passion wrapped with a baked alaskan posted by bryce beverlin II at 1:24 PM 0 comments Saturday, March 24, 2007 how swimming feels alkdg82:// by and buy brilling elope tansery chains sane a sannish elanthropist hanging on leaf lump cure analyst pannel man mention my anthropvan acular ocupant hack saw vent tendril lent aminal crem sho los ominymistriphal habberish quite quills and quick lee posted by bryce beverlin II at 9:00 PM 0 comments Friday, March 23, 2007 henceforth more "...because I am but a moment's sigh. I know that even though i breathe and squint at the sunlight now, The mountains will be there, far after the generations to follow me, and the generations to follow those will pass, long after my name has turned to wormwood, dry dust and bone dry I will lie, and the mountains will watch over my unmarked grave. I will root myself to the hillside, a rocky cactus, bludgeoning the aeons with my blunt sword. My body turns porous, and the dust-storms flow through me eroding me. The mountains live lifetimes that pour though wind-cycles, and they will pass as well, their children after them budding off and dying in the onslaught of time, losing the unwinnable battle. I breathe in the day. posted by Greyscalp at 5:40 PM 0 comments Wednesday, March 21, 2007 Cap the Luster I hated Utah's orchestra in penumbra glaze. The doorstop winging wingy wingey abort the mish ton private vacations. Alast grope grease marlev koctov orange crepes wager made lime aztec roget lumbestodomy of ordinary wits, nominal intelligence. A gar ghast havy won to want on organelle villain, bored in anthem is an art order choir land over mat cur surro motion man charge. As and, morgan merge calendar nightly, lease under u-lance fife tariff wasping vice wryly or another album, alamo. posted by Joseph at 12:17 PM 0 comments Friday, March 09, 2007 the call of the comatose vole fear not in the gray morning, rising with bile, my gorge becomes me, my liege is a sleeping god. The trickle window panes, tall evergreen sway, swish noises, embankments holding off giant oceans, stealing away the veil. "bride of silence and slow time" the moments leading towards death, seeping blue corneal mosaics, withered potion making skills, revamp the bat's bite. endampened enchantment. posted by Greyscalp at 2:58 PM 0 comments Thursday, March 01, 2007 feeding the limp knee and sort of saucing the wife Patty Urchin, the ursine merchant: They be hurtin, said the serpent to the merchant, we be healin, she said with feelin, peel your eyes, said the land-locked pair of thighs, science guys are a dime-a-rhyme. The owl and the pussygalore rode in her car, promised to say true so blue no flu bird drool, They said, "ye be too nigh to the wall, so reverse, Urchin." She screamed and cried and said we be lurchin' so hang on to the morning, it may be the last clocktower we ever share. In the moonlight, on the tower, the cobbled medievality of the bell-rung stones sounded against the merchant's hairy steps. halibut for on ean dfo rall. for one and for all. Searchin. parameter space ain't big enough for my foot and your arse. posted by Greyscalp at 3:59 PM 0 comments Wednesday, February 28, 2007 found fingers adljg73:// a program recently found in the archives of our company: //whapp - diverts style to new point system . see gary archon at x448 for gui map// 1o: jonzin for some tone generation over here 2o: a new solidarity compliment in style with or without estuary 3o: a gifted statuary hemmish turf waddle merpitt 4o: i didn't say that 5o: no sure 6o: she did 7o: we med, pre-jed era circa cyclops 8o: did you sever the pet masker? 9o: i'm sure i sent you his contact information 1oo: one more than demure nation 11o: a face it sorta guy 12o: yeah. sure 13o: oh you know him? 14o: no i just wanted to... 15o: notice it 16o: loess soil 17o: flow line lane 18o: tow tribute 19o: show leg posted by bryce beverlin II at 7:58 PM 0 comments Saturday, February 17, 2007 My Private Agent It's tricky like sausage, she says. And then this bird starts gawking at the Sharif pull-up : "I roam free Israel boat show, it's a magic trap lesson--" "Wasn't the downy arc a clear motion for a..a...a Jesuit perish table?" Rock and pour growth; it's ambidextrous inside your day job so heed the masonov feed for your turn's guile at kevlar. "Are we in a bidding war for Iran's Ideas about Dartmouth?" "In these days arm-trees revenge fjord aloud soldier! And thats a goiter." posted by Joseph at 12:26 AM 1 comments Tuesday, February 13, 2007 soak it like an ingrown toe ;alkdg82:// "...and boison berry terry cloth i believe was the next quotidian elembridge lunker-heinitz neither nits nor flash point folicle frolicing hologram collumn vectorized roster of rasterized aftertaste chastised for just not being there for me man he bra she roars clark fork life size sphinx slor depth hesse lab meth morphine drip dwarf curl surly burglars processed into churlish burgers for starving host family jinxes, known hoaxes." this bloke says. posted by bryce beverlin II at 5:01 PM 0 comments Sunday, February 11, 2007 A Louse Bird Fur Box Criminal investigation apprehended the dinty-moore dinnerware promiscuity stratigraph. It was seasonal october and midweary waste rhymes roared delicate aspimony hypervangelical robusticity. Let me call you to my birm, radio silence. Amid the rhombus scare intellect cry pits we are hearing three orders of parsimony: Phaser Bombay Hairy Part Arvo Corpus anagram krispy is when we or bid a grievance with this pill jar. Corogus mindy it is April on leg rinse-are all we dance particle ice article builder paring warehouse with belt car province's chipper door pagandry, grass whiffle, orgy welt, which product provides density? At least in chronic terms, I am Gloria Estefan like thriving bowny crow roaving...passionately in the myth pore. Delicate bean rate, it is rife with smoison wing. posted by Joseph at 2:50 PM 0 comments Saturday, February 03, 2007 Remember your Alex Trebek nametag Jarb salon I am tender, In the April of hind-quarters lecherous milk product lance rambo is keel for mime headquarter licensing. I have the barbatrol grab bag so we are ordinarily marsten tunic trowels. Arb forth in dairy, we gill as flotsam still-life o'er algorithm fever limits vertical leaping fetish aprons sabre coal mine squeeze freedom squeeze for me freedom squeezing seizure mutton square sire paw collections. I have a list of things you shant forget while averting Kandinsky: 1)brothel iron 2)corrupt board 3)hoagie wrench 4)utensil anecdote These shall be quarantined nine times before lent. I will allot the lepers fourteen clips for sharing together. We do urge more raffle tickets. At the same time we foresee naught of wisdom but of our own cordial ligament. Truly I am truly a representation of 15th century Liberian body odor. posted by Joseph at 12:14 AM 0 comments Sunday, January 28, 2007 Sterman Cologne fragments All the way to after town Down gown mint part editorial aspersion deli lattice gravula mar-tell me more about Jerusalem It was minding its own derbies at the old soap dish stabbery When suddenly loosened normative properties reproduced preternaturally disposing rogue pangea myths Call me arbor gown gorbachev and pass me to Delhi porridge corners brilliant pump lesions Aerobic Nairobi cherub desk liposuct my shipping orders vehement oblong rotunda- Ah in fondness I recall the waitress strike: It was DNA and alimony reps; Roy Orbison's downy sheets parading after pastures pre-empted lorefare for chiefdom. I was the deputy sheriff Alonzo Alonzo and my wayfarers scoffed at Victorian style awning- Local Fulcrum Depasteurizer #369 In which rule 3.2.22.a_ugamy, states plainly for Delaware to release its hold on coastal porgi and bess records. These days are ripe and numbered orpheus nipple briefings. An offer of kale to settle your wave pool? That will do. That will do just fine. posted by Joseph at 8:34 PM 0 comments Thursday, January 25, 2007 soulful mod change "oh from whence was the torque spinning my goal, oh from hence was the hearing called into order, sense and pension-ability can't cancel the raising of the dead for lent, for feed they shall and birds will pee, and see through to alice's watch chain. " "grab that king crab, grab that king, crab, crabs to the king and props to my homies, home range, cane mange, lane change. fishing in ice cold waters, drenched in a sock with bones rattling out the stories of untold ages." don't itch that female dog, harassment is one lawsuit away from total paydirt. ergo, don't. Hence, forth. " posted by Greyscalp at 11:21 AM 1 comments Monday, January 15, 2007 match point farmer's blow ;lakdg982:// poe for president says back of the envelope tax man with pennies for eyes and lisbon for gizzard man cashes in on the recent fad of noodling this time he done caught a big ole choice cut of none other than habenero nes pas? we all asked the same question too a little too simultaneous for my taste is the quote yes sir is only a fair response to this particular think? get the shaft or ride the shingles is what i say that's the new motto compared to fast dub training manuals for at least one vein will be offered by these new 'rules' it also briefly mentioned to just keep on keepin on and it'll be all good it's not really their decision. you understand, right? posted by bryce beverlin II at 10:22 PM 0 comments Friday, December 08, 2006 drop the bomb kladfg82:// pretend friend ken goes hand in hand with end times brine shrimps falling on treadmills downtrodden in tapiary trubadoristic flowing flagons milk the dragon for all it's worth mounting myrh madd hellfire it's time posted by bryce beverlin II at 8:09 PM 0 comments Sunday, December 03, 2006 It was midnite in lamentation- I was biding time in shore conifer warfare. She was grape but I was Molecular Jesus. Twas a scurried bout of zirking yet the warmth was surface tension of 'x'. Halibut yearning for soap fetish in fresh water we crave ferrous mirthings and how the bouncing rub of clergy birming is rife in gourd rinse. I offered the following pulpit oratory in haste of mangy ape bunt : Adorn calous margin sill In lent devise waft practal burr cards Eat more Druid less posted by Joseph at 10:42 PM 0 comments Wednesday, November 29, 2006 lunchtime at the blowhole k;ljadg82:// payshen mane blurry service main entrar old english mang yeah can you make that a double raptor? says prehistoric god so many will poles and wollupings to speak of talking to the hand i call my pet catapillar juiceface while wishing for capri to come out of the sun like a giant funnel pointed up toward the sky i track the motion of all unseen stars including richard do face lecturn with 5% of urn earnings deposited for tea bag prices they spoke the talk and walked us through the lecture with one button stabbing finger: spastic spice rack comcast molestation tune up needed glue stick supine loose wrapped hubris burrito flagrant mummy cram for rummage brumb stain posted by bryce beverlin II at 1:51 PM 0 comments Thursday, November 02, 2006 Vera rubin has anyone seen my bolo-tie, my bolo-tie, my bolo-tie? has anyone sen my bolo-tie? I must have left it for the ravens to sing with. Has anyone been reborn, born again, reborn? has anyone been Bjorn? I must have slipped the disc through the door. posted by Greyscalp at 5:25 PM 0 comments Thursday, October 26, 2006 Coldplay may be there, but don't count on it. Instead: In the year 2033, in the middle of an avalanche on the rocky side of Miami, sixteen bald bearded women will sally forth into the brightest part of the DMV and declare galactic festivities open. if you happen to be among the chosen few to be available for comment at the moment, smile tilt your pen to one side cough up a storm and bear up against the wind. For they will bring tidings from a future already begun. For they will tear you a new gun from the space-hole. It's your turn to rank the movies. Climb onto a table and speak of your allegiance to the nuveau mothmen. Cap any medicine bottle and gain five experience points. if you can't find your dentist's number at that very instant, worry not. it is all a part of their plan. (I know, I have 16 filing cabinets on the matter.) Pancakes, lots of pancakes. Then renter monkey. Buy your renter monkey. It will guide your ailing softsoaker. Stop playing the blame game. Corey haim will needle you for being the last one chosen for the basketball team. he himself is 37 years too old for the little leagues. posted by Greyscalp at 12:33 AM 0 comments Friday, October 20, 2006 Gas This time around I've found my milky way This time around I've found my financial planner It's an ape around here. It's a real prognathic bow. Wild westons wanton Wild westons wanton To be screamed in between my breasts nightly I dose Catching more stills than canvas we breathe In cordiality I'd urge an invite among death bodies We throw Betrothed posted by Joseph at 6:26 PM 0 comments mass for mikey fig09226:// all things will converge from fleeting when green metallic cattle start stomping the earth out hoove by hoove; payment for all the steaks they've deposited in the human psyche my name isn't turkey, like. posted by bryce beverlin II at 2:09 PM 0 comments cocaine with maria ;aldgo82:// how do we shoot some cocaine with maria? how do we shoot some cocaine between her toes? how do we shoot more cocaine with maria? how do we shoot more cocaine between our toes? posted by bryce beverlin II at 2:04 PM 0 comments Thursday, October 19, 2006 blow-up nasal spray new mangled faces, half dangling words sad traces of whispers on the autumnal air holy sepulchral grace favours, can't stand the lack of last laughs and past shore masts. A green haze directed towards sunless joys silent driplets and droppages, casting furtive lances at inward boils, blankness in their eyes, they see through me. Into the distance. Stymie. Nice word. Nice. Tasty. posted by Greyscalp at 5:23 PM 0 comments Monday, October 16, 2006 Gray's mutation, it's a log hunt in parts of thy neighbor I requested an aberdale but upon the arrival of a matter entirely obscured by crowds I divested in nomenclature of cladistic studies. A tree-for that matter, a gape or agape. Make your mark I say, it's the world of plenty. Plenty of goodness in a quest of digestion and digression. Are we focused? Are we in tune with our kelp matter? It was Betsy's cloth that first appealed to me. My tongue licking, tastebuds abrasive but purposeful, I noticed a swink scarf in a heap of ashes. "What a dandy," I thought...then just as now but for relapse amid aged atmospheric pressure. It was that high low orange shanty with an amber glow. It was the fading luminescence of the number 3 that first appealed to my sensory deprivation. Upon landing, all shades of jaundice reminded me of mother but without touch I merely had eyes and noses. A plastic rim could call forth my memorable gaze aloft in its 'nature'; aloft in its chest. A cavity for the connoiseur. Breathes of breathless gales I recall fondly my Cantina glory. posted by Joseph at 8:00 PM 0 comments Friday, October 06, 2006 no, not what you're thinking, but still quite clean adjlgio76y2:// herron, NJ 6:06 p.m. pavlov's lincoln went into the shop ta-day as scores of funny laughing chaperones watched on idly with their collective lazy eye. disenchanted member population 1 in the crowd was none other than the pot-pouri himself, ruskin the task master. yes seree. his backlog was about to be filled as we say in the old country. a little sumptin sumpin to thump the bile by. well, that's all one could ask for in these automatic ottoman philosophizerist days we're enduring. i say bring back the days of grommets and we'll all be safer. morley, that is. what ever happened to him or the pilgri-maw-jace: french for catylist carabeaner. i'm not quite sure. posted by bryce beverlin II at 7:08 PM 0 comments nabors de-grassy nolan ryan posted by Greyscalp at 3:06 PM 0 comments Wednesday, September 27, 2006 High-pitched Battle Sequins Flapping in the wind, orange rind sun setting over shangri-la, fa, a long long way to settle a score over a barrel of nutmeg. Pale-face, I come for the tom toms and the jerry rigged periscope. The pirates failed to claim them, ergo, thus hence, betwixt I and the Midianites it shall be shared. Glazed pottery is on the market, carnage and salsa on the menu no more. Warcraft, May-basted taters. Laser Floyd. Haematoma. Feel-up for fealty, buck-o-nine. How do you generate a market craze? simple. cripple the five-dollar bill-teat. posted by Greyscalp at 5:59 PM 0 comments Saturday, September 16, 2006 welch ca-dance ;alngo8y2:// tells anonce: once around the poesy terror bull pointings left our new contracted painter without a patron saint to justify wrigley existence tantamount to new colorful tents pitched in the honor and name of said goalie becoming fight highest. his was a drug cartel hers was a mountain of evidence theirs was a troubadour sickly without mourning quickness ours, a completely different story which i will iterate henceforth: "years before we figured out the plan, our willingness and tact was to take it straight to the heart of the beast, knowing little of the uninterested exhale possessing deadly powers of coercion. there was a psion counted among the trusted numbers of 'us,' luckily...thus." of course i subscribed immediately - simultaneously and unknowingly canceling my plans to visit far reaches of their grey folds. while felling trees at an alarming speed, i brought neither galoshes nor slicker nor parasol - for this was a special gig...this required moxy. i wasn't as ashamed as my dear quail brothers until i saw the look on our collective face, for the mirror had finally shown it's own and indeed, the mirror, was a face itself. with the puzzle solved and no more confusion created than destroyed within one cycle of 'the process' i returned to my quarters and slept quite soundly. this year, 440355 -gerald hilder posted by bryce beverlin II at 9:30 PM 0 comments Thursday, September 14, 2006 She wore the Questers nap tin "Downsize that malaria quay!" he screamed among the ghastly Bester products. It's the atomic man and his bib. From atop the balcony I buy their window dressings: Twas nightfall and I had kelped my drawers. Rather she had knelt for cords. It was tide and mary; cheers and gary...We had all the grapes for nape season. "Behold this blister and wind! I have the can for sire," our guide was perspiring amid the autumnal yak procession. Four horns met amid the sheerers' tire stare Care for gentle clippings and the stone throw weighs its part for craft sales; I deemed our crowd fit for mathering. It's a duster in thine parts with undulating topography We had heard the chasm queens were ovulating; we opted for the Halal. posted by Joseph at 2:22 PM 0 comments Sunday, September 10, 2006 Polish curative curtains? I walk up and down, and finally crown the old battalion. they canter off into the forest. Retrieve the stream's hairpiece. Two piece for the toupee, ransom for a handsome work of furry art. i pull out the slowly turning burlap sack, the magical latch firmly embedded in its unworthy furls, fling it in an instant on the unsuspecting burly-cavalry (who in the meanwhile are growling and rearing their horses up a foot or two for no apparent reason) i scream, "I, your benefactor, swindled near a windmill, clog-Baron of the world i be, story of old I claim for my own grown oats." They bow, clown car emerges from the forest, a highly tanned Cher steps out. "Off with it." and everything vanishes into thin air, but for the toupee and me. Stuck together in lovely oblivion. posted by Greyscalp at 7:38 PM 0 comments Saturday, September 02, 2006 It was a Spray Town cameo -or- Gerald Ford's Taurus Vulnaria's drifter. She wore them skirts like a mulch mart garden sale. "Oh Johnny Taro," I said. "Whisper me softly like a far catched bari." Swoon that horn valve whisks the ol' tune For Samuel Gompers and the ACLU I keep speaking tensely to that old saloon in Geronimo Bay But me knees are weak and deavered as the Scottish ales' bale hay and belfry bribes neckties Or Earl's Barron. "I ate the last Tombstone bread sale," she cried murkily in my tong fort. No that's tongue fort in these here high glade ever-claws. These sharp eyed creatures are drifters; vagabond and marmalade arrangement bins... Kind of like those Baby showers and confetti ordway fares at the 2 pint off sale. "Hey canasta I know your writer types my mills 'cord for arrow shares.'" "Ode to mime your hammers. That ace is bandaging my harpoon for ham sandwich lent..."briskly (Baggage claim 8 will feature negligee of the US Airway collection) "Scream sharply and you'll get the grunge." I Play my Lawrence Welksters amid my jugs A hollow taste of honey for your Cold Stain and Better jetties, That's my thoughts for Urbane and witticisms. Oh that tart has your USA chart's stopper: "I advise four quarts for a healthy shepard's pie; the meal part costs extra. And mind your mittens or I'll snarl atch you." Please allow for tic-tac recollection fits, Keep the orange...Save the knavers. posted by Joseph at 3:34 AM 0 comments Tuesday, August 29, 2006 patch adams ;andgo8y2:// pitch a tent, for i am parched lipizahner price phister whent wite as a sheet gost just this other moment no not that one...aaa...yes...that one send the spent rods on through and vote for rod while yer at it a year long biting spree send shivers down the alaskan pipeline this time they fixed it up for good like real window dressing i'm farm hilliar with family portions so maybe take this back to the kitchen? i like more like penultimate mealtime so i waver on the subject of 'fearing the reaper' at least i failed the taste test and that's hard to do considering there's only 4 choices and one was a moist paper towel this is turning out to be more of a commentary on llamas and spelling bees i found kieth jarret carrots crunched rather sweetly in my beak for that i was given the blue ribon in lisbon but they awarded me an apocraphyl fillet in proxy, of course this time of year i'm vacationing in the spa just west of georgia i like the grits, maam i like them grits you've been servin keep em comin posted by bryce beverlin II at 8:20 PM 0 comments Saturday, August 26, 2006 an Illustrated book about birds "Any card-carrying members of the Sasquatch party?" "nay?" tazers and lockjaw, simpering coleslaw, the planet of grain and salt, pass the gasket, chaff. Tsk, tsk madam. I was cold-blooded in the summer. Air straight to star-charted gardens. posted by Greyscalp at 11:29 AM 0 comments Thursday, August 24, 2006 fetus in fetu ;landgo8y2:// it's a breeze to eat fetu, said my younger corn fed brother it's quite a simple oration that we set out and on upon here lies another fable for farm long lunge just make another lund in it and imitate a sight of chip clips you know the bad ass aligator type he wrung out the towel too quickly posted by bryce beverlin II at 3:04 PM 0 comments Sunday, August 20, 2006 Swanson transfers a car title Also known as plector The midways are abound for curtsy's mussel. Fill the form. Fill the form. ------------------------------- posted by Joseph at 3:15 PM 0 comments Tuesday, August 15, 2006 tripple trikes ;laskndgo8y2:// "spot a new spatten, lost in the spatula" a new play by porter goss the review went something like this: count yes. backula no. bad puppy lurking but lovely and googly simultaneously this time o year we're gone doin frog processin so don't sass me, billy just slide the evelopes under the door and we'll keep real quietlike ficus styleXIX posted by bryce beverlin II at 1:59 PM 0 comments Monday, July 03, 2006 The last chaste goose...finder's fee? In the name of the great patte I sealed the deal and mealy mouthed my way to the cabin of juices, on the hill of mange. The story begins with three sharks and zinfindel, the loss of the baritone's fidelity, and the sauciness of the pastor's beard. gather the fire and rounds of UZI meat white wine floats on the surface of a birch tree, swimming hazily in the brazen cove. The last planet I visited had a McBurger waiting for me in the shadows: an unlikely ambush? or a sexy surprise? Busy are the hours. Quests and journeys, learning your friend not to ever cross your path dredge hooks and pale-faced traceries it was a whizz-bang of a snafu. posted by Greyscalp at 2:21 AM 0 comments Wednesday, June 21, 2006 can't cast the last stone: to the past and beyond yonder The light phased out in blips and drips sapping the energy the universe drowned in a silent moment papacies of eternity were born and reborn a gentle hum to accompany an aeon. The buzz was sucked up by the rugdoctor tore a ligament or two in the big rip sipped from the big cup of a small life tap-danced to latent dreams the sheafs and wreaths laid out stories were placed in the church donation basket lives to follow lives deaths to follow all. Meth in the lab. My dreams are sunny, yellow, dry, faded, awake, fresh and confusing. Without a memory, every moment is like a reincarnation. The transient avatar. posted by Greyscalp at 11:54 PM 0 comments Tuesday, June 20, 2006 another day without why notes a passerby missed some fashion i mashed up some legion and continued the grazing there were plenty of herders gathering silk on the wormish road to govedon this time we were ready and had wool unfurled from optical levers [soon the sun would be out and the flies could not eat] i warmed myself near a coldstone and revealed another layer of martyrdom this was in fact a new way of expression this was in theory a waste of aloofness this was in mind another cave to repair that was uncalled for, they unisonized tutti at the train station decided the union was in everyone's best interest so investment was made on outer garments and sweat poured in like liquid living luckily the flatmate was ok with my constant abrazing of letters addressed to 'uncle coronado' frankly, i don't care she said i demanded the deed to my dream back she obliged and then conceeded we all had a good laugh posted by bryce beverlin II at 12:19 PM 0 comments Monday, June 12, 2006 Thoughts and things I hope I misheard correctly Airport: Release the Russians Final boarding call for Husky and Wilcox Railway reservation counter: Little red-haired man I'm waiting in line to book my ticket to Bangalore, it's hot and taking forever. There's a little reddish-orange haired man (people here colour their hair with henna to cover up grey hair) up in the front of the line. I fixate... he stands up there, My only reference point for motion in the queue, the little red-haired man. He stands, doesn't budge (why won't you move, little red-haired man?) Slowlycrawls forward, shocking orange flashing mockingly in my eyes, Little, red-haired, man. He reaches the counter, head bobs up and down, questioning questing tasting testing. I knew that my salvation lay in his finishing his job. Only then would this line quench itself. He finally finishes. I lose sight of him for a moment, the little red-haired man, when people lose their patience at an oldish woman who insists on cutting the line. I find him again. He leaves, comes back, leaves. I hate him, I respect him, the little...tiny, little...red-haired man. posted by Greyscalp at 12:31 AM 0 comments Friday, June 09, 2006 crab tree spinning rims...spend them splendid pasty clines moreover a pulmonary sleuth let's get a tattoo on the island of aorta bring all inner organs to bale he will tell new stories to children on bent knee and gentrified past time parapets this paste is a bit old 7 colds sealed the deal and made new oolong tea that is, texas style i'd like to while out a bit she said he didn't i did oh. yes. make a compound frature in that loaf i'll bring the severed wine list mist with prismatics mel posted by bryce beverlin II at 11:48 AM 0 comments Tuesday, May 30, 2006 paven hedge .adg982:// clogs are a long way back like two blips on free radar screens i turned to eulogy for inspired freedom while fake pancakes rocket my curls to lawn chair syndrome i think it was backed by another precipice try to get me in they waivered i waved them through pull on it slowly doc said make a new one then
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