100_​facts_​about_​me
9_​11_​01
add_​one_​letter
alf
america
americans
americas_​asses_​are_​getting_​bigger
ana_​is_​healthier_​than_​fat
anorexic
ask_​a_​complete_​stranger_​for_​ill_​advice
ask_​pipedream
ask_​satan
ask_​startfires
athens_​2004
bathroom_​monkey
be
beautiful_​lyrics
best_​cartoon_​series_​ever
blather_​corporate
blather_​versus_​television
bright_​eyes
bright_​shining_​farmfish_​blanks
butterfinger
casanova_​in_​bohemia_​volume_​a1z
cheeseburger_​bill
chicken_​whoppers
chobits
classical
click_​it_​or_​ticket
coca_​cola
commercialism
communism_​capitalism
dafremen_​answers_​five_​questions
dammit
dave_​thomas
dear_​easter_​bunny
dell
diversity
do_​not_​drink_​gasoline
do_​you_​want_​to_​go_​out_​for_​a_​fag
does_​watching_​conan_​pay
dont_​chew_​extra_​polar_​ice
drug
drunk_​driving_​is_​not_​a_​crime
dtv2009
eartha_​kitt
eeeeeeeexcelent
eighties
enigma
eris
ever_​dumbening_​tires
everything
fame
fashion
fresh
fuck_​them_​all_​i_​am_​tired_​of_​this_​shit
good_​name_​for_​a_​band
grok
guilt
guitars
hand
how_​big_​is_​blather
i_​had_​sex_​today
i_​just_​wish_​i_​mattered_​to_​you
in_​n_​out
indulgences
ineffable
inevitable
infinite
insurance
intro_​to_​american_​culture
joel_​veitch
journal_​of_​elftech101
kids_​running_​away_​to_​dairy_​queen
laptop
listen_​to_​me
m_​species
make_​greed_​history
man_​law
marketing_​babble
masturbation
maxillofacial
missed
mobildetroit
mtv
my_​take_​on_​getting_​goodies
no_​longer_​damn_​scared
oompa_​loompas
open_​letter_​to_​walmartifoxica
over_​played
oxymoron
pathetic_​things
people
people_​i_​want_​to_​lick
people_​i_​want_​to_​wrestle
playground_​love
poetic_​onslaught
pop_​see_​_​for_​those_​who_​think_​dumb
preaching_​to_​the_​chior
pretzels
punk
radio
random_​bus_​quotes
ravioli
reoccuring_​dreams
safeway
schadenfreude
scorpio
sharpie_​dicks
skinny
snickers
songs_​you_​hate_​you_​know_​the_​words_​to
soundscapes
spit_​in_​the_​eye_​of_​a_​corporate_​logo
stripper
subversion_​is_​divine
taking_​it_​to_​the_​streets
telemarketers
thanks_​be
that_​indignation_​dollar
that_​which_​i_​cannot_​say
thatsongthatsbeenplayingonrepeatinyourheadforaweek
the_​book_​of_​leviticus
the_​charmin_​bear
the_​glib_​sage
the_​radio's_​not_​so_​bad
the_​spork's_​latest_​rant
the_​words
things_​i_​currently_​dislike_​with_​a_​passion
think_​_​_​4_​_​_​yourself
think_​about_​your_​worthless_​job
too_​little_​too_​late
toxic_​kisses
trailer
understand
unspoken_​rules
viagra
walls
walmart
we_​want_​your_​soul
weed
weezer
what_​can_​be_​done
what_​could_​happen_​to_​blather
where's_​the_​beef
yessi
zoloft
ztupider_​questions