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Toxic_Kisses
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No talking until a commercial comes on, I don't care if your in mid-thought mid-sentence mid-word what ever as soon az the commercials are over you shut up! End of story no ands ifs or buts. After all if what you were saying was important you'll still remember it by time the next commercial comes rolling around.
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User24
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true.
unspoken rule #2)
offering one of whatever you're doing to everyone else, as in "I'm off to get a pepsi, want one?" or "I'm gonna get some crisps, want a pack?"
It pisses me off when people disappear and then come back with some munchies, and you're sitting there thinking, damn, I'm hungry right now.
grrr.
unspoken rule #3)
not stealing the goddamn quilt.
it's just rude. and you can't say "hey, I was asleep, It's not my fault" because it damn well is. ha.
unspoken rule #4)
don't moan about blather. (monaing about tpes of blatherskites is ok, but not recommended) make it what you want, and if other people like it, they'll follow your lead.
unspoken rule #5)
write all unspoken rules down so everyone knows where they are.
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smurfus rex
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Unspoken rule #6:
Don't fart in the car.
Especially when it's too cold to roll the windows down.
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User24
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oh, well said, mr? Rex.
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030512
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pobodys nerfect
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*to myself*
Hey stupid!
If you must leave a glass full of liquid beside your computer keyboard, you MIGHT want to try turning on a small light to illuminate the area. It's a damn fine alternative to what happened last night. :P
*continuing to talk to myself*
And since we both know you'll keep putting drinks there, use a heavy mug next time! They're harder to knock over!
On the good side though, my keyboard hasen't been this clean since I first got it. ;)
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smurfus rex
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Unspoken Rule # 8 (I think)
Don't leave the coffee pot on when there's just a little left in the coffee pot, because it'll cook down, and burn, and stink, and be hard to clean off afterward. Don't say it wasn't you this time because I only drink coffee at work.
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kss
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unspoken rule #9
when there is something you have to do, and you pretty much know you'll forget if you don't do it right then, and it's important and you want it done, do it right then. Don't say to yourself "oh, I'll do that later".
because you won't, and then you'll be pissed.
examples:
putting the wet laundry in the dryer
mailing the rent check to chicago
returning the DVD to the rental place
picking up the dirty condoms by the bed
getting gas for the car
charging your cell phone
calling mom on her birthday
putting the roof up on your convertible
locking the front door at bedtime
re-hiding the porn when you're done with it
replying to an email from your boss
shaving when you're depressed
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porn, eh?
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joda
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don't leave an iron plugged in at the highest setting for three days in a row,
How many times must I give myself shit for this?
My iron needs an alarm.
Why the fuck am I ironing my clothes anyway? I don't really wear clothes that need ironing...
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birdmad
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leaving the fate of certain discarded personal items genuinely unspoken might be another good one
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poserHater
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Unspoken Rule #?
any unspoken rules about our relationship specifically those that i musnt do like kiss another girl must be explained to me clearly and repeatedly before it takes effect
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somebody
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Dont expect me to know what you thinking when you won'[t talk to me
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ha
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