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There is no such thing as a baby duck. Ducks are gays. Quoting Noe (Bible, Act I, scene 48, removed from the final version) :
"Ducks gave me a lot of trouble. While I was looking for one male and one female of each species, I could only get two male ducks - which told me they were perfectly happy as they are and, no, they did not want any female. When I started talking about reproduction to them, and the necessity of having one male and one female, they said I was a fascist. Thus came the snails, and the snails said maybe we should take the two male ducks, after all they looked like nice fellows and I had no right to break couples like that, because you never know, since two males hermaphrodites snails can have children togethers, while not two male ducks ?"
"So I had to look for a female duck by myself, and I found one, but she said she didn't want to come and live with male ducks, that it was against her vow of celibacy, and anyway she hated men and was a lesbian."
"Then I remember ducks could swim, and I understood it wasn't such a big problem, and since they hade been able to reproduce somehow until now, there is no reason why they wouldn't continue, so I left all of them out of the Arch."
So, no, there is not such thing as a baby duck.
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