blather
whopper_without_pickles
florescent light a whopper_without_pickles

is like...

a fluffernutter without fluff
a wishing_well without pennies

paint_by_numbers without paint
a rose without petals

a cell phone without minutes
a locket with no picture
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fuffle oh, what's a pickle? 080501
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MOTHERFUCKER SOMETHING WITH A HIGHER IQ THAN YOUR BRAIN 080501
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florescent light a sign without a message
a ballroom without dancers

a map without a destination
a secret without a promise
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Ben Franklin A.K.A. Whopper Without Hunger 080502
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tourist What You Got Up Your Backside
FUTHERMUCKER?
Loosen Up And Let It Go.
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florescent light this is a blathe about whoppers and pickles and withs and withouts and lollipops and flower gardens and death and epiphanies and story books and worms and hairspray and neverending moments and time/space continuums and dandelions (cause those blowie things just rock) and green jackets and potholes and all things else which clutter the mind except:

/ motherfuckers \

please do the blathe justice
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package tourist to fuffle, a pickle is:

1 a small cucumber preserved in vinegar, brine, or a similar solution.
any food preserved in this way and used as a relish.
the liquid used to preserve food or other perishable items.
an acid solution for cleaning metal objects.

OR

2 [in sing. ] informal a difficult or messy situation : I am in a pickle.
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fuffle oh, so it could be an extremely large messy situation?

Whopper meaning large right?
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fuffle so, something extremely large without a messy problem

is like cum in my mouth?
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the ravenous birdmad hold the pickle, hold the ketchup.

give me a couple of onion rings and some bacon in that fucker instead

oh yeah, and make it a double.

appetite being what it is today, make that TWO doubles

and a two-pint Black-and-Tan
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