uncommon_metaphors_for_sex
devalis
"
doing
laundry
" -
there's
a
story
about
making
out
in
the
laundry
room
in
the
basement
of
the
dorms,
but
mostly
,
now
I
can't
do
laundry
without
getting
all
hot
and
bothered
.
"
watching
Tom
and
Jerry
" -
what
else
is
on
at
four
in
the
morning
?
030122
...
Kristopher
Yeah
,
I
have
to
agree
with
the
'
doing
laundry'
metaphor
.
I
had
it
myself
once
*
hee
*
030123
...
Lilac
we
used
to
always
go
out
for
"
ice
cream
"
030123
...
silentbob
i
used
to
"
fuck
while
standing
."
if
ya
know
what
i
mean
heh
heh
heh
030123
...
silentbob
actually
this
girl
just
told
me
that
me
getting
out
my
homework
sounded
like
something
dirty
,
and
she
said
could
she
touch
my
homework
,
and
i
asked
if
she
liked
homework
sauce
,
and
told
her
boys
used
to
make
me
do
their
homework
in
middle
school
and
it
was
frustrating
and
overwhelming
and
intimidating
and
those
days
are
over
now
but
i've
got
the
scars
to
show
for
it
.
030123
...
misstree
bumping uglies
030123
...
blue star
I
just
watched
Chocolat
...
and
there's
this
part
where
Johnny
Depp
says
he'll
fix
Vianne's
squeaky
door
sometime
...
I
want
an
Irish
pirate
to
fix
my
squeaky
door
... *
devilish
grin
*
030124
...
humbert humbert
licking
the
rhino
I
pass
a
billboard
on
my
way
to
school
for
the
Spearmint
Rhino
Gentlemen's
Club
.
It
has
always
perplexed
me
.
What
on
earth
does
that
phrase
have
to
do
with
strippers
?
The
words
seem
chosen
completely
at
random
.
And
if
they
were
intentional
,
why
a
*
spearmint
*
rhino
?
This
connotes
that
the
rhino
is
somehow
flavored
and
gives
one
the
image
of
licking
a
rhino
,
and
doesn't
that
sound
pretty
bad
?
I
think
so
.
030311
...
minnesota_chris
I
am
not
taking
advice
on
bad
taste
from
you
, Mr. Humbert.
030311
...
Fire&Roses
Doing
the
sheet
dance
...
I
didn't
actually
mean
it
like
that
.
030707
...
Strideo
discussing
the
big
bang
theory
.
"Janette
and
Alexander
went
up
to
the
bedroom
to
discuss
the
big
bang
theory
."
...
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