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hello, i'm sam snide, and this is my co-anchor terra nuevo-nova.
this just in...americans far more a wimpy than a popeye.
a bi-partisan commitee recently agreed that they'd gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
in other news, a casino and brothel were turned down for new local development. a smokestack was approved.
in smokestack related news. teenagers are being encouraged to steal from their mom's purses and buy cigarettes to help stimulate the american economy.
-uncle sam works in mysterious ways.
he sure does terra.
tragedy strikes a local town. 14 children were found in a basement, dead, with strange insignias carved into their gaping mouths. it appears the work of a cult.
-14, that's almost a litter.
it sure is terra. speaking of which, our own terra nuevo-nova is the owner of puppies.
-they're adorable sam.
boy, a lot sure does happen on any given day.
- it sure does sam, and i assure you, in that regard, the day the world ends will be no different.
on that note. i'm sam snide signing off for terra nuevo-nova, and wishing you all a newsworthy day.
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