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I
was
discussing
the
concept
of
llamas_full_of_pepsi
with
a
friend
when
he
pondered
on
how
much
pepsi
it
might
take
to
increase
Jupiter's
mass
to
the
point
of
nuclear
fusion
cause
it
to
ignite
as
a
star
.
So
then
I
envisioned mankind's
futile
attempt
to
ignite
Jupiter
by
launching
massive
amounts
of
two
liters
of
pespi
into
Jupiter
.
Of
course
there
isn't
enough
mass
on
the
Earth
to
achieve
this
let
alone
pepsi
so
we
as
a
species
completely
deplete
the
Earth's
resources
in
the
attempt
to
supply
enough
carbonated
water
,
high
fructose
corn
syrup
,
sugar
,
caramel
color
, phosphoric
acid
,
caffeine
, citric
acid
,
and
natural
flavors
for
the
effort
.
This
of
course
leaves
us
with
no
sources
of
nourishment
and
we
die
.
Of
course
I
can't
help
but
laugh
at
this
"Rapa Nui"
of
pepsi
doomsday
scenario
for
it's
somewhat
Douglas
Adams
-esque
absurdity
and
scale
.
Hmmm
,
a
people
die
out
from
consuming
the
Earths
resources
to
make
a
product
that
they
employ
for
a
purpose
that
it
cannot
achieve
. . .
...
080709
...
uh oh!
I
think
I
broke
it
. :(
080709
...
Oh no!
the_most_awesome_human_extinction_scenario_ever_conceived
this
is
the
first
time
I've
exceeded
the
title
character
limit
.
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.
A
forgivable
error
,
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.
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jane
how
do
you
discuss
the
concept
of
llamas_full_of_pepsi
?
it
just
IS
.
080709
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Strideo
In
Peru
they
don't
have
gas
stations.
They
just
have
pepsi
pumps
to
fill
up
their
llamas
.
It's
true
.
...
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