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I would like to propose a compromise between conservationists and those who don't give a fuck. But first..
It is estimated that between 20,000 and 30,000 species go extinct every year. Most as a result of human activity related to the pursuit of money.
For as long as there are bills to pay, the lesser snowy pinecone fucker had better find someplace else to roost..just another genus hacked off the family tree and tossed into the ol' 25,000 species a year taxonomy bonfire.
But then there's this compromise:
Let's pick 25,000 species at the beginning of the year. We'll hold sort of Ranger Rick Species Eradication Lottery and then make a week of it, blowing the brains out of any animal we find that's on our list. And once we've eradicated the 25,000th type of critter, maybe we'll be more inclined to be careful around the snowy pinecone fucker..just soze we don't over shoot the mark.
"We've already killed off our quota of critters this year man. That pinecone fucker's gonna have to wait 'til next year.."
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