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the_facts_of_life
your_mom 1. Everyone farts.

2. Your parents once had sex.

3. I can't tell if I'm moving or standing still.

4. It smells like sweat socks in here.

5. Nothing gold can stay. Stay gold, Ponyboy.

6. Assface, (noun): See: Ryan Holmes

7. Your toenails will break eventually, so why bother clipping them?

8. Do not let your first kiss be with one who learned how from a vaccuum cleaner.

9. Every dog has it's day. Every 9 year old boy has his bowl cut.

10. Everyone stops at 10.

11. But I am a rebel.
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Aimee holy shit is this a funny show... LMAO seriously... what bad acting! what terrible story lines!! It's poetry! 020805
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girl_jane I'm amused. 031203
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wilford brimstone my_pussy_hurts 031203
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6X mine would too-if i had one... amen to #1 most originate in the mind brains are smelly shit, no? 041209
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selfi 11. everyone falls somewhere or other 051107