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| dafremen |
Church pews are emptier than in bygone days, and desperate times call for colorful Las Vegas style signs and rock bands. It's time to pander to the heathen and fill those seats. And we will build our drive throughs and serve our stuffed crust Jesus piping hot. Take this bread for it is His body..filled to the max with gooey delicious mozzarella, covered with buttery garlic and Parmesan. Buy two and get an ice cold 2 liter of His blood for only a buck more. Don't and you'll go to Hell. While supplies last. |
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