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Little Caesar's: "Our pizzas are baked in 475° ovens to ensure food safety and.." Common Sense: "No, you cook them at 475° because you've always cooked them at 475°. That's the temperature range pizza is cooked at." Little Caesar's: "If you'd let me finish.." Common Sense: "I'm not sure that's a good idea." Little Caesar's (ignoring Common Sense): "..to ensure food safety and never touched after baking." Common Sense: "Have YOU ever tried to pull a 475° pizza crust, covered in lava-hot sauce and bubbling cheese, out of a red hot oven with your bare hands? No stars. Can't recommend." Little Caesar's: "Then, now and always. Serving up peace of mind." Common Sense: "Oh, shut up." |
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