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| Syrope |
A man and a woman meet at a singles resort in the Catskills. They are dancing together on a Saturday night. He says, "I'm only here for the weekend." She replies, "I'm dancing as fast as I can." losing sight of the big_picture rushing through everything jigging your stressful way to an early grave suddenly it's so important he said i always seemed more stressed when i was with someone than when i was single |
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| flowerock |
a man goes to the doctor. "I am so depressed" he says, "I dont want anything, don't even wantto look at anything or do anything..., what can I do?" The doctor tells the man "The circus is in town, it's the best in the world! There is a clown there who makes everyone laugh, he can cure any sorrow or depression for anyone, no matter how severe, go see him" The man sighs and replies "doctor, I am that clown." I almost cried in my over emotional state hearing that one today. |
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