olive_garden
Casey
Nate
and
I
went
there
Friday
.
Our
waiter
was
gay
,
and
he
hit
on
me
.
He
offered
to
sing
me
a
song
.
He
also
winked
at
me
several
times
,
touched
my
hand
,
and
give
me
some
love
taps
on
my
shoulder
.
I
wasn't
offended
,
just
suprised
that
it
was
me
and
not
Nate
.
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...
white_wave
spaghetti_western
040301
...
unhinged
they
are
turning
the
old
dennys
on
42
into
an
olive
garden
.
talk
about
suburban_decay. daaaaamn
051005
...
emmi
i
remember
going
there
with
my
ex
on
our
trip
to
new
york
.
it
was
really
nice
...
i
ate
so
much
.
the
service
was
good
.
and
the
view
from
the
windows
was
great
.
i
wonder
if
he
remembers
any
of
these
good
times
we
had
together
.
it
seems
like
lately
he
only
sees
me
as
that
girl
who
cries
too
much
on
the
phone
.
the
girl
he
wants
to
avoid
;
to
forget
.
051005
...
jane
what
is
IN
that
salad
dressing
?
crack
??? jeeesus
051005
...
zeke
olives
grow
on
trees
,
and
therefor,
in
groves.
051006
...
that should be
therefore
051006
...
unhinged
everytime
we
go
there
when
my
brother
is
in
town
he
orders calmari
since
he's
become
partial
to
squid
.
my
little
nephew
is
already
a
human
vacuum
cleaner
.
my
brother
held
a
piece
out
to
him
and
he
popped
it
in
his
mouth
without
even
thinking
and
chewed
it
up
.
his
face
contorted
a
bit
but
he
didn't
spit
it
out
.
after
he
was
done
chewing
my
brother
-in-law
said
to
him
, '
you
just
ate
octopus
owen'
and
his
little
eyes
bulged
out
of
his
head
when
he
realized
he'd
already
swallowed
it
.
but
then
he
ate
the
next
piece
my
brother
gave
him
.
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