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Doar to make you smile and i'll put in overtime in order to get the job done. heck i'll work weekends and holidays to make sure that you smile. that's just the type of guy i am. 050804
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pete what is this "holiday" you speak of? 050804
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Doar aha...look livingstone we've discovered an unknown tribe of humans. they seem to be quite puzzled over our term 'holiday'. let us endeavour to teach them the error of their pagan beliefs and religious views.

A H-O-L-I-D-A-Y IS WHEN WE (gestures to indicate us white men...you know we have to raise our voices when talking to heathen savages...they always respond to aggressive gesturing and loud voices....what could go wrong?)...we...ahem....WE TAKE A DAY OR MORE.....hmmm....TO ENJOY DOING THINGS FOR OURSELVES.....(do you think they got that livingstone?....they still seem puzzled.....)...AND OUR GOVERNMENT...G-0-V-E-R-N-M-E-N-T...OUR RULERS SAY THAT OUR EMPLOYERS...(geez...explaining this is tougher than I thought)....MUST LET US TAKE THE DAY OFF FROM WORKING FOR THEM. THAT IS A HOLIDAY.....DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?....(doesn't look like it worked.......oh just shoot him already or give him a poxxy blanket)
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pete *scratches his head* maybe my employers need to look more at the government.. but if we got these so called "holidays" then who would feed the masses of rich people too lazy to cook on their "holidays"? 050804
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Doar you my friend need a different job.

although they did let you go to motion_notion.

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nomme) "carrying water"

andre, rwanda
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pete that is true. we do get vacations, thank goodness. anyways working holidays has its own perks when pay day comes around. 050804