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paste! there is something sneaking up behind me and it is a barbecue grill.

or was it a hammerhead goat?

i eat my fingers covered in restaurant quality ghosts. the vents are pouring out designs of air that barely flap the notes that are tacked to my ventricles.

i had a jigsaw puzzle that is supposed to form the shape of your face but it explodes back into its 500 pieces when i get close to finishing.
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squint PUH! loser, 500 peice puzzles are SO kindergarten. 020910
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paste! i checked the box again.

I WAS MISTAKEN!

it has no pieces. it's not even a jigsaw puzzle. it's a parrot with silver-tipped hydraulic feet and it can fly across an ocean without much dedication to carbohydrates and it delivers a message on receipt paper that says...

"someday, when i'm a bigger bird, i'll carry someone over with me"
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