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a pack of repulsive unicorns eating roll after roll of paper towels so that they could gain access to the cardboard tubes in the middle.
what they would do with this collection of cardboard tubes remains a mystery to me but I suspect it fits in with their plans for world domination. I must report their activities back at the World Dromedary Spy Headquarters in Lima Peru. if anyone would know what to do it would be the one and only Captain Alpaca Bell-pepper, the great hero of Globe Conflict II and seven time champion of the official Champignon Eating Contest of Southern Saskatchewan Canadadada.
oh no! I think they see me! I must go now.
this is dromedary super spy Bactrian Bauble Backer signing out!
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repulsive? unicorns??? repulsive?!
you might want to reevaluate that statement before you really find out what they are up to with those tubes...
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the unicorns pursued me relentlessly through miles of the steamy jungles of Greenland but at last I seem to have lost them by taking refuge in a conveniently placed dumpster behind a large tree.
whilst hiding I had the misfortune of having garbage dumped on me by a sloth who was taking out his trash. it took the better part of an hour.
as I hid I could hear some of the unicorns speaking amongst themselves as they searched for me and I believe I've discovered part of their plans from what I heard.
they plan to take the cardboard tubes and use them to conceal their unicorn horns! by this devious method they would appear as any ordinary horse! in fact, by my reckoning they would be virtually indistinguishable from horses.
this certainly fits in with their plans for world domination. it would be extremely difficult to prevent their plans if we couldn't determine who exactly was or was not a unicorn.
I must see that this news reaches the World Dromedary Spy Headquarters in Lima Peru but for the moment movement is difficult as I am in the midst of my possibly not quite so repulsive, as I had exaggeratedly described them earlier, unicorn foes.
for now, this is dromedary super spy Bactrian Bauble Backer signing out!
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That was a close one! Still, you'd better keep an eye out for the ferocious Greenlandian spider monkeys.
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..this wasn't shrubbery I was crawling through, it looked like twigs and something crafted of man. It was laid to be viewed like something of nature, but it wasn't. The ones who rose over that first rise and saw how far they had not seen before.
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Very interesting website.
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as I report to you I am currently riding the currents of the seas on a passage for which I paid with a strange currency. my berth aboard a tramp Stanley Steamer headed for New Nova Scotia was paid for with crypt_o_currency that I crept in and snatched from the crypt_keeper of cryptography while a morose monkey I knew from Montana kept the crypt_keeper occupied with his woeful simian concerns which the crypt_keeper, of course, cared nothing about but was too polite to say otherwise or interrupt in any way.
it seems the one and only Captain Alpaca Bell-pepper, the great hero of Globe Conflict II and seven time champion of the official Champignon Eating Contest of Southern Saskatchewan Canadadada has been missing for some time. this is quite the distressing development but I am resolved not to panic, at least not at this particular moment and certainly not where anyone might see my uttermost distress and disarray. my berth being a mere hammock in the hold amongst the crew and other passengers, they would surely not appreciate such a rampant and unruly display of errant emotional outbursts.
I must seek out the assistance of Jaques_de_Gatineau of Témiscamingue, Quebec who is rumored to be serving a youthful porpoise at Sea World according to a well renowned account by a very reliable source.
so far I have evaded the not quite so repulsive unicorns by doing my utmost and utterly best to avoid all horse-like entities (and some suspicious looking cows too) which might possibly be unicorns in disguise. one simply can't be too sure as long as they still possess their devious and devilish methods of using cardboard tubes to conceal their wretched horns! this development continues to make me quite inconsolably lugubrious.
it is my hope that Captain Alpaca Bell-pepper, the great hero of Globe Conflict II and seven time champion of the official Champignon Eating Contest of Southern Saskatchewan Canadadada hasn't expired in an untimely fashion or been captured by our enemies but rather is instead so deeply embedded undercover that not even the top brass back at the World Dromedary Spy Headquarters in Lima Peru know exactly where he is. this is not unprecedented. he does that sometimes.
anyhoo, this is dromedary super spy Bactrian Bauble Backer signing out!
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