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Mahayana: Zakah:
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His Half sister the French German Underwear Model
Thong Kong
There was his most famous Great Grandfather-
King Kong
His famous in "different" circles Granduncle
Queen Kong
His Famous cyber game uncle-
Donkey Kong
His cousin the boxing promoter
Don King Kong
His Grandfather in the orient
Hong Kong
His sugar-crazed, acne-hounded Great Uncle,
Ding Dong Kong!
His Uncle the 50's song writer
Rama Lama Ding Dong Kong
His drug problemed sister
Bong Kong
His Uncles, the hippy comedy duo
Cheech and Chong Kong
His Uncle the Calypso Stylist
Hairy Belefonte
His Nephew the 70's TV star in C*H*I*M*P*S
Eric Apestrada
His portly brother who works for Ben and Jerry
Chunky Monkey
(newest relative)
His Uncle who starred in Mary Poppins
Chimp-Chiminee Chimp Chimp
(newest relative)
His cousin in every child's favorite children's book
"Curious George "
His Uncle in Boy George's Favorite children's book
"Really Curious George and the Ladies Clothes"
His animated cousin
Magilla Gorilla
His Great,Great,Great Grandfather,
The Mongolian War Lord
Attila Gorilla
His Uncle in the Navy
Flotilla Gorilla
His Step sister the Family Planning Advocate
Don't Forget to Take Your Pilla Gorilla
His Japanese Movie Star Cousin
Godzilla Gorilla
His musically inclined, but not necessarily talented, fourth cousin five times removed.
Milli Vanilli Gorillie
His mother's sister's husband's brother's cousin, the movie star
"Free" Willie Gorillie
His cousin the 60's dead-head
Junky Monkey
His politically active great-great cousin, thrice removed
Ape Lincoln
His Grand Uncle at Universal Pictures
Mighty Joe Young
His anal retentive nephew
Tidy Joe Young
His great, great, great Grand Father the playwright
William Apespeare
His Hugely Obese Great Uncle
The Good Year Chimp?
His brother the male stripper
chimp-in-dale
His son
Chimp off the old Block
and of course-
His fashion designer cousin,
Chimp-pansie.
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