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Fry: This is going to be so cool! We're going to be like "POW POW POW" and thet'll be like "ahhhhh!" and then it'll be like boom booom. And then we'll get pancakes to celebrate and We'll be like "ulp ulp ulp!"
Zap Brannnagan: Precisely.
Lila: Fry, do you know how much radiation you're getting doing that?
Fry: And great lift.
Lila: Do you know how long its going to take me to recalibrate the drive shaft?
Fry: When you look this good, you don't have to knoooooow anything.
Car salesman: The Steering wheel, she is made of the down of a hundred eagles. The dashboard, she is made of the beaks of a thousand eagles. Also, there are some eagles in the floor. ....But, it just makes me so sad.
Amy: What is it?
Salesman: Its just that there are so many more eagles in the deluxe sedan.
Amy: How do I look?
Professor: Like a cheap french harlet.
Amy: French?!
Lila: Fry, you have to get out more! You're covered in bedsores!
Fry: I'm not COVERED.
Devil: I challenge you to a fiddling contest. The winner gets this large gold violin. If you lose you will recieve this smaller, silver violin. Oh and I guess I'd better kill one of you hmm.... you!
Fry: Do either of you play violin?
Lila: I used to play the drums. They're kinda similar...
Professor: Everyone's always in favour of preserving hitler's brain. But put it on the body of a great white shark and oooh suddenly you've gone too far...
Fry: Wheres the bathroom?
Bender: Bath what?
Fry: Bathroom.
Bender: What room?
Fry: Bathroom.
Bender: What what?
Bender (asleep): Kill all humans...must kill all humans...
Fry: Bender, wake up!
Bender: Yawn! I was having the most wonderful dream! I think you were in it. Oh well, good night.
Bender(asleep again): Hey foxymomma, wanna kill all humans?
Zap Brannigan: You'll be so good at making your beds you'll be able to do it in your sleep.
Fry: While we're slepping in them?
Zap: with all the bed making you'll be doing, you won't have time for sleeping, soldier.
Bender: Why don't we try to escape through this steam pipe? (takes cover off)
Fry: No good, its full of steam!
Neutral aide: Your neutralness, its a beige alert.
Neutral leader: If I don't survive, tell me wife - hello.
Zap Brannagan: Ah lila, so sexy, yet so neutral.
Zoidburg: My cousin sent me a christmas card. Oh look it says santa "claws". Get it? Todays comedians could learn a lot from this card.
Santa: You've all been VERY, VERY BAD. Except you, zoidburg. This is for you.
Zoidburg: Ooooh! a pogostick!
Man: You can have the van, but you have to get rid of the skeletons inside.
Fry: I've bought used cars before, I know.
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i love you
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Kristopher
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I want to watch the episode "Hell Is Other Robots"!
I've heard the song Bender and the Robot Devil sings, and I love it!
I want to watch this show!!
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Bender: "Antiquing?"
[Planet explodes.]
Bender: "Don't worry, I'm ok!"
smiles at you
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Zoidberg: "Bah, enough of this human game. I'm going for a scuttle."
*scuttles into the ocean*
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Fry: Pst, Leela. you've got to get me out of here. It's horrible, eating scraps, letting my waste drop wherever it falls like an animal in the zoo.
Leela: Fy, animals go in the corner.
Fry: The corner! Why didn't I think of that?
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Fry: "Can I ask you a question?"
Leela: "As long as it's not about my eye."
Fry: "errr."
Leela: "Is it about my eye?"
Fry: "Sort of."
Leela: *sigh* "Just ask the question."
Fry: "What's with the eye?"
Leela: "I'm an alien alright? Let's drop the subject."
Fry: "Cool! An alien! Has your race taken over the earth?"
Leela: "No.. I just work here."
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Bender: "Listen, buddy, I'm in a hurry here. Let's try for a twofer. Hehe."
Suicide Booth: "Please select mode of death. Quick and painless or slow and horrible."
Fry: "Yeah, I'd like to place a collect call?"
Suicide Booth: "You have selected slow and horrible."
Bender: "Great choice!"
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Brannigan: "Kif! I'm sensing a very sensual disturbance in the force. Prepare for ship to ship intimacy."
Kif: "Yes, sir, captain!"
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Bender: "Today, I've personalized each of your meals. For example, Amy, you're cute. So I've baked you a pony."
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Strideo
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also see: matt_groening
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