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jane my roommate and her boyfriend's birthdays are both next week, so we're supposedly having a 48 hour bash. that is, if we were talking to each other. how do you have a party with someone you're not speaking to? i suppose you get really drunk & just plant a big wet one on their smacker. thats my way of dealing with it at least. might as well add sexual tension and animosity with the boyfriend to the lack of communication, eh? 050307
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andru235 jane, let me tell ya'

if everyone in the world resolved problems like you do

the oceans would sparkle like never before

the mountains would rise another thousand feet

the deserts would acquire an extra 's' in the middle

the jungles would be gaining, not losing, species

the swamps...well...swamps have their own thing goin' on

i'd rather not talk about the swamps, jane. seriously.




:)
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