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1:07pm wow, that sucked.
3:29pm oh, this looks good--nope, i was wrong. it says "tasty things inside," but then i opened it to find another bag of dicks.
7:00pm seriously?
12:44am i should just go to bed. whoa, why are the sheets all covered in dog shit? oh, that's right, because dogs shit a LOT.
12:46am wait, i don't even own dogs?!
12:58am my neighbor left their laundry in the washer again.
1:39am i would drink some tequila, but that would just rip yet another hole in my digestive tract.
4:17am one more game of freecell is clearly the answer
5:20am fuck it, at this point i might as well wait around for the sun to come up.
5:31am 404 file not found. you're [sic] twitter account has been hacked, please send a self-addressed, stamped envelope to whatever that weird ass place in colorado is where they mail out shit.
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RT @dogluvr47
no one OWNS dogs.
um, yeah.
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RT @dogluvr47
no one OWNS dogs.
um, yeah.
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whoa, not sure i've ever double blathed. glitchtastic.
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