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reacts explosively when left in the same room with albino_peanut_butter out_out_brief_candle volatile_cheese_solvent may cause spontaneous outbreaks of psychotropic_hair if served with a metric_artery |
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| unhinged | my brother is pretty violently lactose_intolerant but for some reason hard italian cheeses make him sicker than most. he had some provolone on a sandwich at dinner and then puked all over our neighbors' front bushes. | 081111 |