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| Purple Penis Eater | I USED TO HAVE A PENIS BUT MY NEIGHBOUR CUT IT OFF WHEN I STOLE HIS LAWNMOWER. NOW I AM JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WITH PENISES, SO I GO AROUND EATING PENISES AND SINCE I DO NOT EAT ANYTHING ELSE I HAVE A SKIN CONDITION THAT CAUSES MY SKIN TO TURN PURPLE. AND THAT IS HOW I GOT THE NAME "PURPLE PENIS EATER". | 050213 |