modern_limerick_about_ethnic_diversity_in_urban_en
DannyH
There
was
a
young
man
from
Bahrain
Who
coughed
up
a
lung
on
a
train
.
His
fellow commuters
fired
up
their
computers
to
tweet
their
self
righteous
disdain
.
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...
DannyH
There
was
a
young
man
from
Bahrain
who
coughed
up
a
lung
on
a
train
.
His
fellow commuters
fired
up
their
computers
to
tweet
their
self
righteous
disdain
.
130109
...
fix
?
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...
wilty the janitor
:::
sweeping
up
blue
debris
:::
i
hope
no
one
notices
that
i
fixed
this
blathe
that
didn't
process
properly
when
it
exceeded blather's
character
limit
in
the
word
form
.
i
feel
like
matt
damon
in
"
good
will
hunting
", minus
the
boyish
good
looks
.
and
the
gorgeous
girlfriend
.
and
the
good
-hearted
shrink
.
and
the
intelligence
.
:::
starts
weeping
in
hideous
fashion
while
continuing
to
sweep
up
:::
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...
Anna Livia Plurabelle
I
think
you
win
.
Both
of
you
.
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...
wilty the janitor
::: poking
his
head
out
from
the
storage
closet
:::
wilty...won
something
?!
if
only
kontrol
could
see
me
now
.
i
can't
believe
it
!
i
can't
...
:::
passes
out
from
shock
:::
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