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scenario:
rainy, hitchhiker, desperate, sees light in farmhouse, talks to farmer, agrees not to touch his daughter and milk the cow in the morning in exchange for one night's lodging. hitchhiker, relief.
mornin comes
"that's some cow you got there, i know economics, world religion, recombinant DNA technology and philosophy. it's incredible!" says the hitchhiker.
"yessir, that there's bessie and you struck upon the wisdom teat! i needn't explain any more, since you can probably figure it out for yourself..." exclaimed the farmer.
"hmm, it's like the matrix, when neo learns kung fu!"
"yep, like the matrix."
"wow."
"yep, we've had her fer generations. preceding yours truly of course."
"i know biophysics and 13 languages."
"yeah, you do."
"well thanks for the room...and all this fucking incredible wisdom!"
"hey, it's no problem at all. thank the wisdom teat. and have a nice one."
"you too!"
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