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i like to singa about the birda and the june-a and the springa i like to singa about a tea for two and i love you cuz i lova to i lova to sing this was the first thing i haerd (sic) upon arrival at central lockup. chief was mad because a four-bit whore (yes, there were two of them, at two-bits a piece) was sassing off as if she'd (remember it's two of them) just seen a bad 80's cop film, or maybe breakin' 2 electric boogaloo. anyway, so's i'm wanting some litature (sic) for the shitty, and lo and behold, all jesus-like i'm sauteeing a small-mouth bass filet (which is no easy task, a) because they's got lotsa bones and b) cuz i gots no pan no oil no stove no lime wedges for the margarita glasses). i took it out of the lobby, at cedars. true story. |
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| god | i saw yr mom at wal-mart. | 070119 |