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werewolf why have i forsaken thee? 100202
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unhinged come back to us; we miss you 100202
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ergo Tell us a story......please? 100202
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dan how about this...

fitted sheets are evil. they require scraping and mashing fingers against bed frame just to find it is the wrong way around again. get it on second side and it slides off of first. get it on two sides, maybe three and its the wrong way round.

so I take a sharpie and put a huge honking arrow on the sheet so this never happens again.

bed-sharer: you used a marker on the linens.
me: now we know which way it goes.
bed-sharer: you used a marker on the linens.
me: no more calls to assist as we wrestle this sheet.
bed-sharer: you used a marker on the linens.
me: solution minded
bed-sharer is as if I'd peed in the shower. again.
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ergo Oh Storky our Storky, why have thou forsaken us? 100203
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unhinged i might be unhinged_in_san_francisco again really soon. not soon enough, but around easter.

it would be great to see you while i'm there.
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