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Jades car: popcorn shrimp?
RJONNZ: moose droppings on a sheet of barbecued plywood
Jades car: dancing lobsters don't like pickled pigs feet
RJONNZ: a source of eternal puzzlement for the pickled pigs feet
Jades car: pickled pigs feet ponder not the workings of the lobsters mind.
RJONNZ: but do they not live and breathe when stalking o'er the embattled wasteland of true lobster erotica?
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Jades Star: Ok, but do you have the conversation, as a whole from where we started it?
Jades Star: C'mon!
RJONNZ: aye, lass. it's all documented on the official minutes of the grand council of burmeslia
Jades Star: Copy and paste for God's sake!!
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JONNZ: and?
Jades car: Ok, but that last bit I wrote before I got booted it still missing.
RJONNZ: do you fear it lost to the ages, or is it gonna be emblazoned across the sky?
Jades car: I wish it to to be saved such that, One Good Day, all throughout the realms shall know of this. Crucial it may be to the keeping of the peace between the dancing lobster heirs to the shrimp throne and those who wish to sell them salad.
RJONNZ: aye, you need our salad, but we, we need your dance lessons. may it be knowne that one day, 753 trillion years from now, all will bow to salt as the one true god. may i offer this salad in exchange for how to do the stroll?
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Jades car: Is this sacrilege that falls so lovely from thy forked tongue, or do you seek to embroil the Shrimp throne in extortions for the sake of the ridiculous flopping of limbs refered to as the stroll? Indeed our people may have need of your salad, but the throne will not be drawn into such unsavory bargains as this. 753 trillion years is not long enough to erase the slight and One Good Day all the peoples of the realm shall hear of this travesty.
RJONNZ: but wait!! i fear you speakst too soon, as i am merely conitnuing in an ongoing effort to please you with this salad. perhaps talk of a salt-god has caused a misunderstanding. i can only apologize and ask,
have you tasted this dressing?
here, have a taste. it is the finest in the entire universe, worth it's weight in pure gold
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