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Ask Oren about his boat hangars There they were, in the closet. Hangin' like a homey g-funk, tops curled like bats out of... out of... out of something bat-curving, bottoms triangulatorially arranged for optimal whatever, the coat hangers hung about, waiting. Unbound, who knows what sort of line they might have collectively produced! A really long one, that's for certain, but coats cannot hang upon such linearized hangadores, can they? Just can they? 060218
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oren In order to qualify for my antique coat hanger collection, each one must have been manufactured before 1970 and must be adorned with the original advertisement-laden paper wrapping that dry cleaners used in those days.

"One Hour Martinizing!"
"Fresh As A Flower In Just One Hour!"

Ah, yes...
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