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the figurative hard-on of an angry bird whoever owns the goddamn spambot that keeps sending my office e-mail ads for "v1@gra" "c1al!s" and "1evitr@"
should come down here, bend over and find out for themselves whether or not i actually need it.

(I was out sick yesterday and i come in to work to find 10x as much of that shit as usual, as if the fuckers imagined that the first thing i wanted to do with my day was to clean away and delete 500 ads for cock-pills)
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