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smurfus rex oh it's just been the PERFECT day today...people trying to run me off the road, cutting me off, brake checking...and all before I got to work. Then it's "I can't find my car", "I can't find my keys", "I locked my keys in my car", "I lost my husband", "No, I just found this weed pipe on the ground, it's not mine", "I wanna press assault charges on him for popping that air cannon at my girlfriend", "You looked at me wrong, muthafucka"...and on, and on, and on. Then I get home and the fuckin apartments have put a notice on my door telling me I'm in default of my lease...AND IT AIN'T EVEN THE FIFTH. Muthafuckin roach motel of an apartment...I make fuckin 30G a year, and I've paid them extra every goddamn month before this, and they put this on my fuckin door? I'll be meeting them when they open the office in the morning. Done riled the wrong muthafucka up today... 041004
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Ivory Man deep breathes, breathe out the bad, inhale the good....that's it....keep it up....

Now you are centred enough to swing the baseball bat with assurance and accuracy.

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smurfus rex It's amazing how little one has to say to get one's way when one wears a uniform (even a mall cop's) for emphasis...

I'd recommend it to anyone. :)
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