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karl the weed have anyone (guys, hopefully) ever got their dick caught in their zipper?
ow. oh man, ow.
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blah-ze not lately, but never get talked into wearing no underwear in something with a zipper. hair loss, is painful.

*rip*

what is worse than getting kicked in the balls is getting hit in the balls, by yourself, with your own hockey stick, while showing off. trust me on that 'un.
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