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paste! i just picked up a 12-pack of Lea and Perrins. WHAT SHOULD I DO?

a) call up idiots and watch the game
b) curl up in a dark corner and get fucking marinated because i can't take it anymore, this...that nobody...understands
c) call girl from the coffee shop, ask her over, prepare steaks, light candles, get stabbed with steak knife after overblown interpretation of a silly statement.
d) pray for waffles and elephants to divert the floods of the great leader champion Retina Ravioli III safely away from the tents
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constance kind of like worst case scenario? 031102
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x gee, ya think? 031102
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jennyanydots an independent taste test reveals no difference between worcestershire & A-1.

But A-1 doesn't sound nearly as cool.
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