why_i_hate


	why_i_hate_daxle
x	i hate daxle because she has huge tits, blonde hair and gray eyes with flecks of brown. i hate daxle because she lives in Arkansas, drives a 77 pinto and fancies herself a "jock." i hate daxle because her underwear this morning were green with black polka dots and because she hits people in the arm twice whenever she sees a volkswagen beetle bus. i hate daxle because i know everything about her, have read every one of her blathes, started her fan club and never got my autographed picture. or i picked her at random and decided to amuse myself because she seemed like an easy target that shoots at easy targets. one of the two. ill save the details for my autobiography "nothing better to do but fuck around" keep the ineffectual rants coming, im sure its doing wonders for her self esteem to know that shes back with the "in crowd." lord knows its filling my free time.	040910
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murrays chipped beef hoagie	you (bizarro daxle) are like that effeminate man (raymond norman) who sent that whole rant to oprah, the tape of which made its way to howard stern. oprah winfrey, negro woman of the south. let's keep it real, because i am keeping it real.	040910

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