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| stork daddy | i might accept the crucifixion, but i know for a fact i'd at least use my powers to get out of parking tickets. they say the devil's in the details. | 050107 |
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| mary friggin christ |
i'm just not that passionate about throwing people out of temples, you know? i'd rather be like, "hey guys wanta smoke some incense?"... then after a while of smoking them up i'd be all "you know, like, maybe this whole money-changing thing ain't so good blah blah blah and what's with the whole sacrificing lambs thing anyway, what the frig we even doin' here" and they'd be all like "yeah fuck man...dude...jesus christ...you're right man...let's go have some supper...i've got the munchies real bad" and i'd say "don't call me jesus dudes, i've changed my name to mary". and we'd all walk heavenly into the sunset holding hands singing psalms. |
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