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silentbob I don't know. i'm not that interesting. i don't contribute to the friendship much. i make people laugh at me to keep their spirits up but for the most part i complain about not having a girl, then all the girls say, "But you're the perfect boy, you're bobby, you shouldn't say for such things..."

and i say why o why
and they say because because because
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unhinged because i'm easy to make fun of 011024
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niki cause i'll do just about anything 011024
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nocturnal I can't hide it anymore. I'm sick of living a lie. it's cuz I pay them, alright?! 011024
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niki actually...they are all drunk
c'mon...you live in new orleans
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lost because i can... i have nothing. 011024
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pralines&cream Not everyone does like me ... but most people do. I guess it has to do with the fact that i laugh a lot and don't take things too seriously. I'm along for the ride. And i guess some people see the dreamer in me and like that too, the hopeless, horny romantic who doesn't believe in sex until marriage. 011119
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splinken because i have an awesome rack. 030328
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jessicafletcher my rack is pretty nice, as well. but i think everyone likes me cuz i'm wild. and i've been through so much, that i can help and comiserate with damn near anything. 030329
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Freak im easy to pick on 030330
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god cuz of my pet penguin, george.
he's bi, so all the other birds on both sides of the pond relate to his experiences.
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minnesota_chris I listen, really really listen. 030330
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Aimee because i have more money than god. 030330
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cube That doesn't make people like you, it makes people envy you. Big difference...
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Aimee kay so like, i wasn't being serious.... it was meant to be funny... obviously i failed miserably at it... don't worry... I won't try it again...




asshole
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god can i borrow 20 bucks until my crazy check comes? 030330
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whorebag because i'm easy 030330
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minnesota_chris aimee aimee aimee... he thought you were serious... and lets face it, most of us blatherers are broke... ya kinda made me crabby too... you feeling down? 030330
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birdmad because i'm just dumb enough to have great comedic value 030330
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User24. keep smiling. because if they didn't, I'd hunt em down, and drive over them with my truck. 030613
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once again I don't think they do, or ever did 030907
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not saying here either user24 made me wake up my roommates 'cuz i was laughing so hard. 030907
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ferret because i'm me. duh. 030907
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Dafremen Because I ALSO have an awesome rack. 030907
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karl the weed because if they dont then they suck. 030907
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realistic optimist i have superglue for when you come unstuck.
i'm looking for more than that quick slick fuck.
i make you laugh, i make you think.
i've the kindness of hippie with none of the stink.
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