blather
who_has_my_keys
realistic optimist i stumble around the apartment
in a fumbling bumbling daze
what was i just gonna do?
fuck! i just wanna i just...
ok gotta stop that that's not
going to get you anywhere.
maybe if i can just get this fir..
oooh a shiny glittery thing.
hrm this isn't fulfilling somehow.
i'm broken what is wrong with me?
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bandersnatch the house_elfes (house_elves ?) are the ones in posision of your keyes. you may need to offer them something even more shiny and jinglely to get them back though. 031023
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misstree that's a really good idea, and an excuse to have more sparkly things and jingly things for the next time the house_elves prank me... i have no keys for them to take, but they find plenty of useful objects none the less... 031023
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nomme) who stole my motorcar 050617