what_if_woman_had_eggs_rather_than_babies
Emptyness Alive
An
omellette
every
month
hehehehehehehehe
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...
.
what
do
you
think
i
am
?
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ivyducktwilightseto
that
would
be
interesting
.
I'm
pretty
sure
animals
don't
eat
their
own
eggs
though
.
that
would
be
disgusting
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sab the encyclopedia
animals
eat
their
own
eggs
komodo
dragons
eat
their
own
young
chickens
eat
chicken
flesh
when
fed
it
and
women
already
make
eggs
.
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...
.
that
was
my
point
eggsactly
my
name
is
not
"
dot
"
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sab
ahh
.
the
use
of
the
term
'
what
if'
didnt
make
it
clear
you
were
refering
to
the
fact
that
they
do
already
.
my
name
is
sab
.
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mad professor bird
The
time
i
got
assigned
to
be
a
teacher's assistant
to
a
room
full
of
second
-graders
for
six
months
many
years
ago
is
a
small
part
of
the
reason
why
i
took
up
drugs
and
also
why
i
belive
that
some
humans
should
eat
their
young
too
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...
superleni
sometimes
cats
eat
their
kids
.
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birdmadcrantz and grendelstern
i
had
an
evil
white
tomcat
with
two
-tone
eyes
who
ate
my
calico's
kittens
when
he
determined
that
they
were
not
his
if
i
had
read
Hamlet
at
that
point
in
my
life
,
i'd
have
renamed
him
Claudius
i
caught
him
finishing
the
last
one
i
was
eleven
and
i
didn't
sleep
for
days
wondering
why
...it
wasn't
until
i
saw
some
old
PBS
show
about
lions
that
i
understood
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Emptyness Alive
why
did
it
eat
its
own
kids
.
and
i
meant
eggs
rather
than
babies
.
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superleni
biologically,
it's
very
efficient.
females
eat
kittens
if
they
are
bung.
it
reclaims
some
of
the
energy
she's
expended
making
them
.
and
i
guess
prevents
having
lots
of
not
-quite-cats
around
.
males
kill
/eat
young
that
aren't
theirs
to
up
their
score
in
the
gene
pool
.
some
other
dude's
young
are
eliminated
and
the
female
will
be
willing
to
mate
quicker
if
she's
not
occupied
with
young
.
i
don't
know
which
would
be
more
annoying
, carrying
a
baby
inside
you
for
266
days
or
keeping
a
footlong
egg
warm
for
that
period
.
i
think
carrying
it
inside
is
easier
.
it's
like
a
mobile
nest
so
you
can
do
other
stuff
too
.
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Emptyness Alive
bloody
big
nest
bloody
wet
too
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...
.
mmmmmm
lady
eggs
.........over
easy
with
crispy
bacon
.
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Emptyness Alive
big
nest
giant
omletes
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...
mistakes
you
know
this
subject
just
makes
me
want
to
laugh
in
a
funny
and
a
dark
way
i
find
it
hilarious
i
won't
even
go
into
why
...
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