were_i_a_40_year_old_bum
stork daddy
this
is
what
i'd
say
,
i'm
not
a
bum
,
i'm
a
40
year
old
runaway
.
how
does
one
go
about
running
away
at
23
?
when
you're
supposed
to
be
upfront
about
who
you
don't
want
to
be
.
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...
monee
will
i
live
to
be
40
?
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...
..... ...... ......
probably
,
i
used
to
be
in
insurance
for
a
little
while
..and
ah
if
you
look
at
life
expectancy tables
and
demographic/soicio-economic
profile
trends
over
the
last
30
years
or
so
i'd
say
if
you
are
a
highschool
or
college
kid
from
the
suburbs
you
probably
will
be
around
for
a
while
...
...
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monee
that
was
a_dumb_question)
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dafremen
From
:
ridiculous_thoughts
"
If
I'm
ever
homeless
,
I'm
saving
up
the
first
quarter
that
I
mooch
for
an
Aldi's
shopping
cart.
They
really
ARE
the
Cadillac
of
carts
and
yet
another
tremendous
Aldi's bargain
at
only
a
quarter."
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...
Da Splinters I telz ya
were_i_a_40_year_old_bun
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...
TK
I'd
pretend
to
be
mentally
disturbed
and
admit
myself
to
a
hospital
according
to
a
few
of
my
friends
who
’ve
gone
they
sound
like
a
lot
better
accommodations
then
that
the
homeless
shelters
I've
previously
dwelled
in
A
bed
to
sleep
in
,
sometimes
with
a
roommate
Shelter
from
the
rain
,
heat
and
cold
The
promise
of
having
a
shower
and
being
fed
daily
And
you
even
get
to
go
see
a
shrink
without
haveing
to
pay
for
it
!
*
sigh
*
but
already
I'm
so
tired
of
shrinks,
but
I
supose
their
not
all
bad
But
ether
way
weighing
the
pros
and
cons
I'd
much
rather
commit
myself
to
a
ward
for
the
mentally
deranged
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...
caresscoffee
i
don't
want
to
live
to
be
40
but
i
do
i'd
like
to
be
one
of
those
crazy
old
cat
ladies
with
lots
of
junk
laying
about
their
house
and
feed
birds
at
the
park
.. those're
the
best
..
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...
caresscoffee
i
meant
if
i
do
..
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