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DannyH was this
Kids Fun Day
at the local pond
in mah town

an' on account o' I am the mos' trimenjus kid alive, how c'd I resist gwine?

acshully the black-hair-dyed-thin' was playin' thar- Ron- I cain't he'p but wonner if sumpin had indeed died in yer hair.

ennyway, his ban' is ado'able
Ron was the lead screamer, erm, I mean singer.
an' the rest of the ban' was mighty
moosh-ical, er thet w'd be moosical.

yo' git the point

the basis was an absolute-to-die-fo'-cutie in a bright yeller t-shirt, intense eyes (a li'l too yo'ng fo' me though)
an' I loved how the drummers eyes w'd jest pop right out of his skull on a beat ev'ry now an' agin.


an' oh yeah, I got a unico'n drawn on mah han' wif sparkles 010819
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sherman fineness! Fry mah hide! mister peabody! Fry mah hide! 010819
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silentbob dont mess wif a man wif a wayback machine, dave, i can make it so yo' were nevah born an' raised. 010820
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black-dyed gel produck the yeller shirted bassist, we call Bagels. the bug-eyed drummer, we call Papa Lum, dawgone it. 010820
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black-dyed gel produck PS - aaargg fo' usin' mah real name, sheryl, aargg indeed 010820
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bijou heeheehee. ron. 010820
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ghost in th' (way back) machine Ron Ron Bo Bon
Banana Fanana Fo Fon
Me Mah Mo Mon
Ron 010821
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