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sometimes the satire writes itself
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what nuclear experiments has Santa been cconducting that have given his reindeer the ability to fly? How has he lived so long and how does he manage to violate protected airspace with such impunity?
I say that in order to liberate the various tribes of elves, we need to nuke the north pole, it does not matter that many if not all of the elves may die in the process and that the aftermath will be chaotic and fraught with death and violence among competing factions of survivors, at least they will die free when we've killed that fat, bearded tyrant.
it'll be a cakewalk, we'll be greeted as liberators and if you're not with us, you're with the reindeer.
Peace on Earth?
What kind of dirty hippy nonsense is that?
"Mercy Mild" sounds like a lot of liberal traitor nonsense too
and this Jesus character being born in a cave with a bunch of livestock? what the hell was wrong with his parents? it's only those damned shiftless, lazy poor people who don't have access to healthcare and it's their own damn fault ,too.
and how wise were those three socialist scumbags who geve the kid gold and other expensive gifts? A kid will never learn the value of hard work like that.
Finlly, who the hell are these followers of his who claim that he died for my sins? I believe in personal responsibility and i'd prove it to you if it wasn't for all the politicl correctness and the liberal media and these illegal aliens all getting in my way
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