vegetable_jokes
VegeTaurean
Q
:
What
is
the
fastest
vegetable
?
A
:
Celery
!
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VegeTaurean
Q
:
What
does
a
bodybuilder
do
with
offspring
at
the
gym
?
A
:
Pumpkin
!
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...
somebody
Q
:
What
should
one
do
if
one
cannot
be
an
'r'?
A
:
Beans
!
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...
VegeTaurean
Q
:
Where
do
pa's massaging
fingers
go
?
A
:
Tomatoes
!
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...
VegeTaurean
Q
:
What
did
the
man
take
?
A
:
A
leek!
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...
somebody
Q
:
What
did
someone
yell
out
in
the
street
for
no
apparent
reason
?
A
: "Kohlrabi!"
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VegeTaurean
Q
:
Should
I
let
them
?
A
:
No
!
Lettuce
!
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...
VegeTaurean
Q
:
Having
tethered
the
horse
,
what
did
the
farmer
do
next
?
A
: Collard
greens
!
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...
VegeTaurean
Q
:
What
to
do
with
all
this
paper
?
A
: Millet!
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...
flowerock
what
did
the
papa
tomato
say
to
his
son
on
their
run
?
katchup!
140716
...
paste!
Q
:
who
was
the
last
leafy
vegetable
to
plunge
into
the
pool
?
A
: endive!
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...
paste!
Q
:
what
did
the
baby
chicken
do
squatting
in
the
bushes?
A
: chickpea
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...
paste
Q
:
how
did
they
describe
the
loquacious
mushroom
?
A
: shiitake
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