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vagina_monologue
Nobody I feel like my vagina is dying. It is red and inflammed. I can't have sex because it hurts. I know it's not an STD and I hate the idea that my vagina is not healthy. No one ever talks about these things but I think now I have to. I wonder if it is cancer. I wonder if I will die in my sleep tongiht before I have the chance to ever find out what it is. Please just kill me. I dont want to find out 040113
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RoXXXie oh, no! i hope that works out for you. maybe its an allergic reaction to something. you should go to the doctor.
good luck, feel better.
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jezebel A lot of people are self-conscious about their vaginas. 040114
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Nobody This is true. And this is why I had trouble writing what i had to write.. 040114
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magicforest Yeah, I called myself Jezebel just to avoid the issue of why I clicked on this blathe in the first place.

Let me start:

My vagina is a defiant child. It wants instant gratification, it's much too small so it doesn't put much in it's mouth, it occasionally wets itself in bed, and it goes through the "terrible twos" at least once a month.

Anyone else?
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misstree my peachfish and i made peace many a moon ago... my only complaint would be its voracious appetite, its tendency to speak ever louder until sated... even the occasional soreness is forgivable, considering what is needed to put it in such a state... but its purr is easy to summon, it entertains company of all forms quite well, and even sends scouts up to my lower back to give warning before embarking on a ride down red rivers... we treat eachother well, it could be called quite a happy relationship... 040115
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magicforest My bastard child could use a good licking today. 040116