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Norm Drink and share drink. Become drunk.

Now it is your mission to stay drunk and help others stay drunk.
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nocturnal I vow to do the very best that I can. I hope I will not disappoint you. 011003
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blurred-mad goddammit!

there's still blood in my alcohol-stream

line 'em up and don't stop til my liver starts begging for mercy, then line up some more and make them doubles
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yoink it's a wednesday night.
jose cuervo is here by my side

i am going to sleep cua i didn't do calculus

oop!

stupid peer pressure...stupid college

man, colleg eis great!
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the martini brothers hey kiddies - can we hang out here? kingsuperspecial kicked us out of his place, we were camped out underneath his bed. that bastard. 011004
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Special K I told him I was going to bring my sketchbook with me this weekend, in case he had to work on Friday. Maybe I'd get a little drawing done. He said "Oh don't worry, you'll be too hungover and shaking to even hold the pen."

The prospect amused me.
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lost brain kills beer cells. 011005
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Norm No one can disappoint me. I have no expectations. 011005
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Norm My dad drank all my whiskey. 011005
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lost haha im drinking some smirnoff ice and washing it down with some hot damn right now. 011006
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burden Herb whups alcohol's ass wif a belt. Concede, you winos! 011121
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the martini brothers we like to make liz do stupid shit so people get pissed off at her. it's really all we have to do since kingsuperspecial's no longer even a challenge. 011121
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yoink tonight, i will join the millions 011214
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nORM driunk up, kidde34rs. GEt up oss the ground anddd ddrinkls a nother DRINK!@21 i DRANK SO MMCKUCH TONIGH!q wHOOOOOAOAOAOAAA!!12!! 011214
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bloody potato chip another glass?
hell yeh
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Norm Wow, I don't even remember writing that. Last night was a good night, a good, good night. 011215