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underpants_gnomes
shiva "guys! there they are! they're stealing my underpants!" 010831
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underpants gnome phase 1: get underpants

phase 2:

phase 3: profit
010901
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god gnomes_big_clock 010901
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unhinged 'when i stocked underwear at work today i thought of you'

'that's disturbing dude'

'he's a tricky little lawn gnome. he's got that smile on his face that you are afraid turns into a psychotic snarl when you turn your back.'
031207
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celestias shadow so THAT'S where all my undies have disappeared to! 031207