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beware the sons of Upside & Llewelder they eat earthworms by the handful. when they drink bleach, havoc is the next destination. they are filthy pirates, they will eat your babies and tell your grandmother ghost stories that'll make her spleen ripple with spine-tinglin' ferocity. they will make your grandmother's spine beg to her very own nipples with spleen-tangling audacity. tuan, pajean and hellprune are not easy going hippies. they conjure destructive plots and they eat puppies as if they were candy. |
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| ever dumbening |
holy smote. today at work i carded a guy whose first name was actually "tuan." it was his birthday, too. SPLACKY! |
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