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tonya a an impaired attempt at shape_shifting brought on by to many hits from the bong_tread whilst trying to park the pong_sled in the gong_shed

Yopur, once after a particularly harsh bender accidentally tuned himself partway into a basket of phonographic_avocados

christ! what a racket he made

had he not changed back in time, we would have surely turned him into subsonic_guacamole just to quiet him down

turns out that hampi and shitman were to blame which is why we say what we say about those two
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