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Danny Kaye Moses supposes his toeses are roses
But Moses supposes erroneously
For Moses he knowses his toeses aren’t roses
As Moses supposes his toeses to be 		021014
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Danny Kaye Now Kissle will whistle at busty Miss. Russell
Who’ll rustle and bustle till Kissle will roar
So Russell asked Axle for Kissle’s dismissal
And this’ll teach Kissle to whistle no more 		021014
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Danny Kaye Tito and Tato were tattooed in total
But Toto was only tattooed on his toe
So Tato told Tito where Toto was tattooed
But Tito said Toto’s tattoo wouldn’t show 		021014
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Danny Kaye Theda thought Thora was thumping her thimble
But Thomas thought Thora was thumping her drum
Said Theda if Thora’s not thumping her thimble
I think that she surely is thumping her thumb 		021014
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Danny Kaye Now Charley is chary when choosing his cheeses
And cheese is a challenge when Charley arrives
When Charley is charming and chooses a cheddar
Then chews it and chips it and chops in some chives 		021014
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Danny Kaye Heda is hoping to hop to Tahiti
To hack a hibiscus to hang on her hat
Now Heda has hundreds of hats on her hatrack
So how can a hop to Tahiti help that 		021014
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Danny Kaye Snobby Miss. Nora is sniffing her snuffer
The snuffer’s no sniffing it makes Nora sneeze
When Snyda lets Nort know his Nora is sneezing
She snappily snorts Nora’s sneezing a breeze 		021014
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Danny Kaye Sheila is selling her shop at the seashore
For shops at the seashore are so sure to lose
And she’s not so sure of what she should be selling
Should Sheila sell seashells or should she sell shoes 		021014
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(_) you know when you repeat
a tongue twister she
sells sea shells down
by the sea shore
fast over and over unique
new york try not to mess
it up twelve twins twirled
twelve twigs and it
really should be easy toy boat
but your tongue trips
and you stutter betty
botter bought better butter just
thinking about it?

that's how i feel.
because it's all so daunting, not
just that a noisy noise
annoys an oyster, but all
of it. woodchucks can't chuck wood,
after all,
and if i still have to
cry, peter piper sure as hell
didn't pick any pickled peppers. 		051223
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oren Sharon knew she should be shearing the gnus, but Sharon wasn't sharing the news. 051224
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oren Many mini mites made Minnie mighty mad. 051224
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oren If Caesar sees her seizure, seize her! 051224
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oren Chester Chisholm cheerfully chuckled while chewing Charlie's chocolate cherries. 051226
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pSyche A lorry with a really weird rear red wheel.

Slicing up sheets of Swiss sweets and sending it to the sick sheik, Caesar the sixth.

The present pheasant plucker finds pheasant plucking particularly unpleasant. 		060110
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