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today's_conversation
twenty "BUT JAMIE! I thought you hated poetry!"

"I do."

"OH GOD, are you on poetry.com?"

"please don't search for me."
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dosquatch "Hey, we got a smoothie machine!"

"Back in the day, they were called blenders."

"No, this is a real smoothie machine."

"Ah, I see - a blender with a tap."

"Well.... yeah."
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