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toaster_background_checks
blather auto-summarization function So people have to go through background checks to buy toasters online or at toaster shows, and our local Toaster Party Representative gets mad.

Becky Quebecky proposes a referendum to make Quebec an independent country or something.

Toaster Party wants toasters.

Then the devil's kid shows up and reprimands him for swearing. Even evil has standards!
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baby satan but no! i approve of swearing. i was merely noting the sudden and protracted absence of the stars that used to be employed by a specific 'skite to censor the dirty words.

my standards are very flexible. if only the same could be said of my body...this baby demon could use some exercise.
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baby satan i also approve of toasters. i like toast. 130412